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LIV PADRO

A beautiful bad ass independent. She doesn’t need anybody to help her and she doesn’t like to show weakness. And she sure as hell is not going to hell without a fight. She’s a bad ass at ball ( basketball, softball) not afraid to fight so don’t be dumb and challenge her!!! What a temper she has. She’s into Puerto Ricans so any white boy that comes to her away go away!!!! She’s also into boys that play sports...
Liv Padro is a bad ass Puerto Rican

Stay away from her and her man’s she knows how to fight
by Yoursis45 April 22, 2019
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padon

padon (n) - (1) a person or thing that completely rules. At times causes others to look in complete awe.
That mutha fucka that just owned the skeetball, he's a mutha fuckin padon.
by Cool mo De May 6, 2005
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pardoning the turkey

a.) unintentionally satisfying the ridiculous demands of single-issue group
b.) fulfilling an obligation to look like a good person to your friends or the majority while simultaneously becoming worshipped by enemies or an ass-backwards minority
a.) By pardoning the turkey, the President enraptured PETA.
b.) Steve pardoned the turkey when he accidentaly invited his alcoholic ex-girfriend to the New Years party.
by Odin Tyrand December 4, 2009
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Patronage

The act of appointing someone to a public office for literally any reason other than their ability to hold a public office.
An example of patronage is electing a man who is clearly suffering from a mental decline, and a woman who has ruined several people's lives just because she is a woman, to get rid of a man whom you hate for no reason.

Oh, wait.

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by Ubeenbamboozledson January 2, 2022
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To Patronize and Harass

Satirical phrase of "To protect and serve". Half of violent crimes go unsolved and police are worried about non violent pot smokers who want nothing more than to be left alone and have the freedom to put whatever the hell they want in their own body.
Cops should have "To patronize and harass" on their cars when they are more worried about pot smokers than violent offenders.
by joepillowpants February 23, 2011
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I beg your pardon

Englishman asking for something to be repeated.
Get your balls of my face
I beg your pardon?
You heard what i fucking said
by BritishsSpoon March 20, 2020
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Patron

aye girl can I get some patron in my cup
by Kristinasdfg January 30, 2009
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