Paddy's Drunk

To get drunker than normal due to all of the shots and strong drinks at Paddy's, a well loved neighborhood bar in the Joliet area.

"Ugh, stop at Joe Dog on the way home. Shep got me Paddy's drunk again on those bloody marys and shots he was pourin'."

by Irish lass January 17, 2013

Paddy Wagon

The act of crawling on one's hands and knees through a person or multiple person's legs all the while being spanked on their bottom.

Chris hit a grand slam, so we gave him the paddy wagon to celebrate.

by TheNatural Disaster December 30, 2008

Paddy Brown

Doing the right thing even when no one is watching.

Mike: "Holy shit, Bobby look! That guy just jumped out of his truck and close lined the shit outa that mugger who snatched that woman's purse!"

Bobby: "Now that's a Paddy Brown move right there!"

by The Wild Rover January 3, 2015

Paddy Ian Lynch

Is an autistic child who sometimes farts while talking to girls . Attracted to men but will grow old with his lizards . He loves it up the bum

Guy: this guy tried to touch my cock
Guy 2:his name must be paddy Ian lynch

by jonathanjones January 26, 2018

Paddy-Pino

A person of an irish and filipino nationality.
In other words... half irish half filippino

Dude: Hey are you asian?
Girl: no?
Dude: Are you european?
Girl: No, im both I'm a paddy-pino!

by 100% PAddypino April 13, 2009

Paddy's First Law

Paddy's first law states that regardless of the situation, or your own perceived cunning and or guile, you are always more transparent than you think you are.

PR: Hey, did you see the crest on that girl's binder? I'm not sure if she's in undergrad, and if she is, man would i like to kick her out of the law library. I tried to read it, but couldn't make it out!

MH: Yeah, everyone saw you looking man, and I'm pretty sure we all heard you muttering to yourself about undergrads in the law library...

PR + MH: Paddy's first law!

by mhamata March 25, 2010

paddy wagon

An old station wagon, festooned with rust and riding on bald snow tires. Known as a "paddy" wagon because it is driven by an illiterate, chain-smoking Irish-American blowse named "Erin" to pick up her alcoholic boyfriend "Kevin" and his severely retarded, anti-social brother "Seamus" from the bus station.

I scored a blowjob from Erin in her paddywagon, and all it cost me was a pack of Kool 100's...

by habeas corpse January 10, 2004