armored possum

A new and improved possum. Also known as an armadillo.

Damn, when I ran over that armored possum it cut my tire.

by Stephanie Herren January 21, 2008

Purpletooth Posse

A group of people, usually women, who get drunk on red wine as a group. The Purpletooth Posse forms at nearly any social occasion where wine is served. Especially popular are "Girls dinners" and "Book Clubs". Can be recognised by glowing purple teeth fluttering eyes and slurred speech.

I got home last night and the purpletooth posse was in full effect. I think each of them drank two bottles and not one was making any sense. I just went out to the garage and ignored them.

by majoricehole March 7, 2011

squid possession

The act of a squid swimming up your rectum and taking full control of your consciousness. Oftentimes, the victim will randomly yell, 'Soy un pulpo!'

They had to shut down skinny dipping at Lettuce Beach because of all the squid possessions.

by ellobo11 September 17, 2014

Kim Possiboobs

Pointy boobs that resemble those of Kim Possible.

Person 1: "yo, dis bitch got Kim Possiboobs"
Person 2 "yeah dude, they pointy as hell"

by Ron Stoppaboob January 20, 2016

math possy

A gang of math geniuses combined in math class usually solving the hardest problems!

Jacob,Geroge, Justin and Carson are the math possy and rule the math class in 11th hour!

by Jakerz June 4, 2018

rule of possession

If you own it, it sucks.

"Your dog is so cute!"
"Yeah. You don't live with it. Rule of possession."

by Jade J. January 7, 2009

Tag like a possum

The act of engaging in sexual relations with an unsightly woman while she is asleep or pretending to be dead…preferably in the middle of a dark country road at night

Last night I drove by a passed out homeless chick on my way to the mountains. I pulled over so I could tag her like a possum.

or

Everytime I see you without makup sleeping on the ground, it makes me want to tag like a possum.

by Dashboard Light August 21, 2012