Skip to main content

Joe the Plumber

An individual named Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher who was the surprise star of the final 2008 presidential debate between now president-Elect Barack Obama and Republican Senator John McCain as a feeble attempt at defeating Barack Obama during said debate. He was made famous by questioning Barack Obama's proposed tax policies, which was blown completely out of proportion and twisted out of context beyond recognition by the McCain campaign and the FOX News corporation. He was also made infamous for being an unlicensed plumber who owed back taxes to the IRS, which was never mentioned by the McCain campaign.
Joe the plumber is a useless tax deadbeat. He isn't even a licensed plumber!
by FoxWing December 9, 2008
mugGet the Joe the Plumber mug.

Mad Plumber's Disease

noun: The state or condition of inadvertently revealing ass crack whenever one sits or bends over.
The girl in front of me in economics has mad plumber's disease. All I see the entire hour is her enormous ass crack.
by The Afterworld Cafe July 15, 2005
mugGet the Mad Plumber's Disease mug.

ass plumber

One who, like a plumber, uses suction from their moth to suck shit out of assholes
by I love daniel April 4, 2003
mugGet the ass plumber mug.

bung plumber

Oh, Chrithtopher, you're thuch a thtudly bung plumber!
by sbo April 27, 2011
mugGet the bung plumber mug.

Sneaky Plumber

As a male and feamle are partaking in anal sex, prior to ejaculating he pulls out and shoves a plunger up the females ass
kaytee was complaining that kevins dick was too small to satisfy her so he thought the only way to get back at her was....BAM hit her with a sneaky plumber
by jimmy balls December 21, 2006
mugGet the Sneaky Plumber mug.

peruvian plumber

The act of shoving an avocado up your partner's asshole and then proceeding to use a toilet plunger to remove it, while eating rocky road ice cream off of their ear.
Me and Shelia just did the Peruvian Plumber, and it was glorious.
by Fart Enterprises Inc. LLC. December 31, 2018
mugGet the peruvian plumber mug.

shaking hands with the plumber

An arbitrary term used to describe any situation at all.
Hey Cody, did you hear about Kennon? I heard he was shaking hands with the plumber the other day.
by Barkmenter September 23, 2018
mugGet the shaking hands with the plumber mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email