peasant handshake

When someone shits on their hand then shakes the second partys hand with out said person knowing in an act of a agreement and promise.

similar to "Spit on it" when both partys spit on their hands and shake in a act of agreement and promise

I made a promise with Dave not to talk about the fact I cheated on my wife and after I shook his hand I found his shit on my hand.
The dude did a peasant handshake.

by billy mc 1969 August 7, 2019

Peasant Juice

Water

Friend: “Would you like some water?”
Me: “Hell no - I don’t drink peasant juice; get me a gin”

by Icemaiden13 November 10, 2019

Peasant master

The master of all peasants

Peasant master is a horse man, funny horse man

by The Voiceless One September 27, 2020

Peasant pad

Another name for gamepad or controller used by some PC elitists.

Get the fuck out of here with that filthy peasant pad, use a keyboard and mouse or go play on your shitbox or gaystation.

by EngineerDude October 2, 2020

Peasant Pimp

Someone who orchestrates the work of women have lower society

The peasant pimp had to keep his girls in line.

by Smkeking October 2, 2023

Peasant Poop

When someone in the 21st century takes a dump without a bidet.

Grow up Janet, it's 2024. How are you still taking peasant poops? Get a bidet so you don't get stink ass.

by Gigitigardner April 11, 2024

Peasant Chocolate

The chocolate candy leftover from Halloween that nobody wanted.

Would you like to pick some Peasant Chocolate from this bowl? :-)

by Spontaneously funny RN June 10, 2024