patrick stump fan

Patrick stump fan: is always socially awkward when it comes to every thing, is confused when people say Pete Wentz is their celebrity heartthrob when patrickbis clearly a little marshmallow to them. They love the album soul punk and knows exactly what Patrick is saying in sugar we're going down and this ain't a scene it's an arms race

Patrick stump fan: I love Patrick stump so much he's my little marshmallow

Pete wentz fan: isn't he the bassist for fall out boy?

Patrick stump fan: *head turns slowly* Excuse me?! Pete wentz is the bassist, Patrick stump is the lead singer and if you think he's not a tiny marshmallow of cuteness you're dead to me

Pete wentz fan: *slowly backs away*

by SAVE ROCK AND ROLL December 26, 2016

Patrick Stump

MMMMMMMMMMHMMMMMM THAT'S SOME GOOD SHIT-
HE'S SO SHORT AND STUBBY BUT SO ADORBALE AND NRINRJRBRKR

"No one can pull of a fedora."

` Patrick Stump can. `

by smol-aesthetic-weirdo March 26, 2017

Patrick Milinkovic

retard

patrick is a retard which is meaning stupid Patrick Milinkovic

by Patrick Milinkovic August 30, 2019

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born

Yooo let's get Patrick Shwavyd lol that’s lit

by Tinymeatgangster December 16, 2019

The Patrick Bateman conundrum

everyone thinks you do something important but in reality you're just a high functioning sociopath while doing the bare minimum.

Friend 1: "I'm a Business Administrator, I'm very important to my company but all I do is I just sign some stuff and send it lower down the ranks once or twice a day. I get everything I want but it still doesn't feel enough for the power I hold"
Friend 2: AHHH! The Patrick Bateman Conundrum.

by n.zeck March 14, 2023

Neil Patrick Harris

1) God.

2) The only gay guy that can be attractive to a straight woman.

Damn, Neil Patrick Harris is fine.

by Lily_of_Geeks August 8, 2009

Patrick Howell

1. A Patrick Howell is someone with superhuman libido, capable of satisfying an unbelievable amount of people with near every body part.

2. To have sexual intercourse involving a xylophone.

3. A sex act involving purple sprouting broccoli, a starfish and the Burmese pro democracy campaigner Aung San Suu Kyi.

4. A permanent state of arousal.

Holy shit Linda and Charlie have been at it for 3 days straight, I even heard Linda moaning about Charles earlobe its like they are Patrick Howell's.

Do you want to fuck on the glockenspiel or the xylophone?

"How about the xylophone, I feel in the mood to Patrick Howell".

The administration in Rangoon is authoritarian, its a shame I really wanted to Patrick Howell you.

Dude I popped 15 viagra, im in a Patrick Howell right now

by xylophoneBoy December 2, 2009