pasta night

1. An evening for which a couple has sexual relations planned.
2. A sex date at home.

Eddie: Hey, what you guys doing tonight?
Pat: Oh, you know...
Eddie: Is it pasta night?
Pat: Awww yeah... pasta night is good.

by Agaras January 23, 2009

lobster pasta

When you have sex with a woman on her period who then gives you oral sex

I was gonna go down on her, but it was that time of the month, so she gave me lobster pasta instead

by Philbus June 6, 2019

Pasta Salad

To be upset or dissatisfied with a situation

After his favorite football team lost, Johnny was acting very pasta salad.

Jimmy was acting pasta salad after failing his math exam.

by Fastcracker7373 September 16, 2013

Pasta Rican

A derogatory term describing Italians, basically comparing them to filthy Puerto Ricans.

That fuckin' Pasta Rican is worse than a nigger, he's always getting into trouble!

by TXEric June 25, 2007

making pasta

The act of masturbating in someones sock drawer as a vengeful act to get back at someone.

"Nik was too scared to leave an upper decker at Mark's new place so Gordy made some pasta." "Sean is in Kirk's room making pasta right now." "Robert totally pasta'd that one kid's sock drawer."

by Seany C. January 20, 2011

pasta obscura

a pasta dish with unrecognisable ingredients normally found in large scale self-service kitchens. can also be applied to road-trip, find cusine or campsite meal planning using any kind of pasta to build a quick meal.

Jessy: Is that the Lasangne?

Mick: No, that's the pasta obscura.

by voster August 9, 2009

Pasta King

The pasta king is the title given to the person that can eat the most pasta. The pasta king can eat more pasta than you. If you give him pasta to eat, it will not be enough pasta. He can eat so much pasta.

Retaining his throne for the 12th straight year by eating more pasta than his challenger, the Pasta King celebrated by eating more pasta.

by Yarnaby Jones July 14, 2009