ParaMattKoopa Lolking

a stupid idiot who drinks sprite and makes music

Stop being such a ParaMattKoopa Lolking

by ParaMattKoopaLolking December 8, 2022

Pajaminate

To loll around, guilt-free, ideally in clothes you’ve slept in.

A contraction of pajama and marinate, literally, to marinate in your pajamas.

Pagaminate (adv)
“I cannot join your March to Save the Oceans today. I'm gonna pajaminate with my dog Kawliga instead.” “You are welcome to visit, but be warned, I am pajaminating.”
Pajamination (n)

Usage: “Pajamination has been shown, in several small studies with an N of 1, to improve brain function and creativity, in direct proportion to number of days devoted to the activity. Larger studies are needed to confirm this positive association between pajamination and productivity.”

by dgaya April 16, 2023

Pokin' Pajamas

When one's urge for a bowel movement enters into a death match with one's anal sphincter, and the sphincter slowly starts to lose like in a good arm-wrestling bout, until the feces actually touches one's pajamas.

I couldn't find an F'in crap hole for like an hour and by the time I got close to one, I was already pokin' pajamas!

I gotta shit so bad I'm pokin pajamas.

I forgot to put a diaper on my 2 year old when I put him to bed, and when he woke up he was pokin' pajamas.

by the dumb guy September 10, 2010

Bartek palamarczuk1

Sexy af lad sexual to girls brother of kacper son of marek .will destroy anyone on his path

Bartek palamarczuk1 is an sound lad and sexual

by Dopeycunt123456789 October 24, 2019

Stork in the Pajamas

An untimely bed time erection.

Evan didn't want her to know he was sexually attracted to her, but it was difficult to mask the 'stork in the pajamas' he had.

by Professor Fenderson July 6, 2010

God's Pajamas

Naked, nude, wearing nothing, birthday suit.

"Yo dawg, what you wearing underneath that clown costume?"
Nothing but God's pajamas breaux!

by bababucket March 14, 2016

Panamanian petting zoo

When one force one's partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal.

Commonly preceeded by a Kentucky klondike bar.

He gave his lunchlady a Kentucky klondike bar for as long as he could. It made sense for him to follow up with a Panamanian petting zoo.

by Dirty Snatchez August 9, 2006