Owen

Owen is a fruit snack, he is the sexiest man you will ever see, he is the best person in the WORLD, he is way better then any Gracie you will ever meet, and he has a massive shlong, you would want to date an Owen, he is hands down awesome :)

Owen: Hi

His Friend: What's up
Random Girl: Omg he's so hot

by BestPersonEver42 July 25, 2021

Owen

The kind of man you want to own. He will always wear the shirts you give him. He is roughly 5'2 and he pulls it off so well. If you want to hug him, he will always embrace you with his beefy arms. Because he is so muscular and hunky. But Owen also has a sensitive side. He always wants to give you snuggles and butterfly kisses. His butterfly kisses make you feel like you're flying. Owen will always watch Dwegons and Leprechauns with you because it's his favorite movie. He will hold your hand when the scary man (Timmy) rides an ox.

Girl 1: can I date Owen? Hes so hot!
Girl 2: sure I don't own him... but I wish I did *blushes*

by Djmaxipad May 21, 2022

owen

the acctual definition of a chad. (frat guy) loves to fuck bitches and get hella money.

owen is the coolest person in the fuckung world

by whatupppppmydawgyuh September 14, 2021

owen

he is a nice guy. he plays football and baseball. he is somewhat popular at school, but all the girls adore him. he has really good looking hair and he’s super handsome. he loves hanging out with friends but puts school first. he is super smart and gets good grades.

i am so lucky to have a friend named owen

by bianca nicolette October 4, 2020

Owen

Owen is typically very gay and has a strong urge to seduce men. He will pull ur pants off even if you are a dude. Many times Owens will be glizzy goblins/gladiators.

“Look, Owen just devoured that hotdog!”
“Yea, he’s a glizzy goblin”
“Hey did Owen just ask out Micheal?
“Yea man I think he’s gay”

by Ur sisters bestie July 11, 2020

Owen

Has a penis so microscopic, some scientists doubt of its existence. Many in the field of microtechnology use it as a unit of measurement smaller than Planck length for designing microchips.

We'll make the microcomputer circuit a diameter of 21 Owen's, or 1/484484841595998995595th of an atom.

by Yoghurt 900 January 6, 2023

Owen

A massive weenie.

“Hey have you met that guy named Owen? I heard he’s a massive weenie”.

by Trocstar3000 October 5, 2021