Cochrane, Ontario

Small, depressing town in Northern Ontario, Canada.

I have to leave Cochrane as soon as I can!

by Melvis Piff March 19, 2004

Windsor, Ontario

A small gambling city in south-western Ontario. Known for bars and strip clubs. The highest rated casino in canada is Caesars Windsor. The only city between Miami florida and montreal Quebec where you must stop at a stop light on a major highway. Much of the city is currently employed by the automotive industry, but is transitioning to green energy creation. There are lots of strip clubs in windsor. The Black-Berry Billionaire grew up in windsor. Don't make fun of asian's here. Legal drinking age is 19 unlike 21 in detroit, attracting lots of 19 and twenty year olds to the Windsor club strip.

person1: "Yo bro lets go drinking!"
person2: "but im only 19!"
person1: "LETS GO TO WINDSOR, ONTARIO!"

person1:"Hey why is there so many wind turbines here?"
person2:"It's Windsor!"

by canadiankidfromontario April 17, 2011

London Ontario.

A city in south western Ontario. It was going to be the capital of Canada until the war of 1812 made it unsafe. Even though the British (including Canada) burnt down the white house and kicked America's ass. We thought It'd be safer to use Ottawa as our capital. It is a fairly large city divided up fairly geometrically. You know your from London if you know what EoA is. It's a decent city with plenty of bars and a bit of a hobo problem. But hey? that's what makes it interesting.

him-so dude did you just move EoA?

her-hellz yeah man, i guess this means that i lost all your respect.

him-I guess so : (


her - i hate living in the sault.

him - move here to london ontario. i'll put yah up.

her - kick ass. yeah... i hate urban dictionaries need to put the word in a sentence.... fucking hell.

by I MAKE WAFFLEZ. March 2, 2009

university of western ontario

A university located in London, Ontario, Canada which maintains to have one of the highest entering averages of all schools in Canada and possibly the United States with most programs now requiring at least a 90% average out of high school. Despite its high stress on academics and many awarded professors, it is known to be the party school of Canada, be home to one of David Letterman's top ten places to get knocked up, saugeen- maitland hall residence, and hold the most good looking students of all Canadian universities. With its award winning campus and ivy covered limestone walls it resembles an ivy league university complete with the reputation. Nicknamed the country club, its built on the site of a former golf and country club and retains this name due to its attracting of some of the richest students in Canada and internationally. Lacoste, Abercrombie, Polo, Lululemon, Hollister, Gucci, Ugg, are just some of the identifying signs of a student that attends UWO, also a sense of oblivion as to anything going on outside of the "Western bubble" and its gates is quite prevalent amongst its students. It could be confused for an American school with its abundance of Fraternities and Sororities. It is home to many sports teams (including a rowing team which beat out all ivy league schools and many other international schools), tennis courts complete with covered domes in the winter, the popular student hangout The Spoke, a restaurant/bar/club The Wave, and even a fine dining restaurant Michaels, the Ivey school of business, and a soon to be built recreation centre that will rival those of many of the biggest athletic schools in the US (even though it will most likely not better the football teams success). UWO - you love it (the parents that believe their children are truly earning the family company they are the heir to) or hate it (every other Canadian university).

University of Western Ontario is the most americanized school outside of the USA.

by anonymous UWO student April 10, 2007

hamilton ontario

hamilton ontario is a city of roughly 490,000 people in southern ontario, it is located at the western end of lake ontario, also known as "steel city" or "the hammer". it is home to two large steel mills which put sulfur in the lake water, when you drive past hamilton on the QEW highway the smell of rotten eggs is unavoidable (caused by sulfur) giving hamilton the knick name "stink town". the city of hamilton is divided in half by the niagara escarpment, the upper half above the escarpment is known localy as "the mountain" even though its not really a mountain. hamilton is home to canada's largest porn theater. the city is also infested with gangsta teenagers who refer to the city as H-Dot and also use the name steel city in an attempt to sound edgy and gain street cred, when usualy they're just an immigrant teenager from stoney creek who battle raps in broken english, the hip hop clubs are usualy prone to shootings, but they are easily avoidable. hamilton is also home to some extremely ugly hookers. most areas of the city are nice, even its less attractive areas have charm. over all hamilton is an average mid-sized north american city.

"i saw a really ugly hooker in hamilton ontario"

by Tiffany905 March 13, 2008

ONTARABLE

A place where I wouldn't want to live. Ontario (Toronto and suburbs) has a high crime rate, bad weather, urban sprawl.

Hey, I just heard you left Ontarable for Calgary, congrats. Don't tell anybody how nice it is here.

by sickboy! May 24, 2008

Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny

The phrase my Biology teacher used to say to try to make himself look smart.

It is considered false by most professional evolutionists and biologists, however many high school biology text books still offer it as evidence for evolution. It claims that each embryo in its development passes through abbreviated stages that resemble developmental stages of its evolutionary ancestors.

It was first proposed by Ernst Haeckel about a century ago. Experimental morphologists and biologists have shown that there is not a one-to-one correspondence between phylogeny and ontogeny.

"When you go home and your parents ask you what you learned today, tell them Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny" - Mr. Hanson

by Phrodu June 22, 2004