The title and or phrase "Stuck To A Pole.” is a phrase commonly for pole dancing & going out with different men in an odd love triangle. The phrase is also used in the popular media show; “Total Drama Island.”
SCENARIO ONE
P1: Man, she’s got so many men watching her move it’s unreal..
P2: Yeah, she’s definetly stuck to a pole.
P1: Man, she’s got so many men watching her move it’s unreal..
P2: Yeah, she’s definetly stuck to a pole.
by creamix0 August 8, 2023

Cuffed To A Pole means to be in a situation in which someone likes you and forbids you from being with anyone else. Yet they will not date you and/or is dating other people.
Person 1: I heard her say he can't date anyone else. But she was out with another dude yesterday.
Person 2: yeah he's for sure Cuffed To A Pole with that one.
Person 2: yeah he's for sure Cuffed To A Pole with that one.
by LilMakMak3000 February 15, 2020

by bad boy baz! August 16, 2010

by grunter1989 December 11, 2011

by Staycreative. April 17, 2017

When the penis slips out during intercourse and ram rods into the lady (or bro) taint, resulting in a painful bend.
My favorite porn search is "tainting the pole."
I had a really good time with your mom last night, until she tainted the pole. Ouch!
I had a really good time with your mom last night, until she tainted the pole. Ouch!
by Beaflord September 17, 2018

by JnOoSnHi June 16, 2009
