They’re pretty much the worst team in baseball right now. They currently have a win/loss of 19 wind, 52 losses, which sucks, and they’re so bad, they’re being EVICTED from Oakland and going to Vegas.
Chris: “What’s your favorite baseball team?”
Andrew: “The Oakland Athletics.”
Chris: “I’m sorry for you,”
Andrew: “The Oakland Athletics.”
Chris: “I’m sorry for you,”
by A person125 June 16, 2023
Get the Oakland Athleticsmug. The act of tearing up a persons anus by inserting 2 pounds of pure raw meat up/down their anus, then is continued with a barrage of slaps. This in turn cooks in the meat in the persons anus, how ever this takes time so usually the person slapping uses the final step in the infamous "The Wisconsin Dirty Cheesecurd". This Technique was primarily used by the East Oakland Grim Reaper, who is now incarnated in the local sheriff county jail. This technique is now outlawed and carries a 25 year prison sentence, unless you are in the following countries: Mexico, Japan, Wisconsin, Thailand and Uganda.
The East Oakland Vera Anus Ripper Technique is a dangerous technique and must be done with the proper precautions.
by EastOaklandGrimReaper July 7, 2025
Get the East Oakland Vera Anus Ripper Techniquemug. Oakland catholic is a school of stuck up bitches who all have horrible spray tans and post thirst traps on TikTok just to get the must central sluts to like their slut asses back. DO NOT under any circumstances send your daughter here. The light you one saw in her sweet, innocent eyes will be slowly but surely dragged out. The immense amount of cart oil she will inhale her freshmen year might just kill her then. If you walk through the halls and even make eye contact with some of these girls, a rumor will be spread about you in the next 24 hours. Everyone here has a bible quote in their bio but seriously has like 30 plus bodies. ALSO, every girl here has fucked their friends man, friend groups pass around dick like it's a fucking basketball it should be labeled incest. Stay far away from these she-devils, all they want is some central dick and to become a mission trip leader (so that they can post themselves holding a Jamaican child on instagram).
oh she goes to Oakland catholic she must have 500 bodies
Did you see her instagram bio, ya she goes to Oakland catholic
Did you see her instagram bio, ya she goes to Oakland catholic
by jumpingleapfrog77 August 20, 2025
Get the oakland catholicmug. A birthday cocktail comprised of various backwash from the spit bucket during a California wine tasting on a winter evening.
by mattehue.ng December 23, 2023
Get the Oakland spritzmug. a underfunded school that pulls from all the local outer cities. Each younger grade gets more unhinged every year. all the arts are ignored and the janitors stopped caring when the bathrooms flooded with shitmold water.
by dhcbasknzxkcafj September 19, 2023
Get the Oakland Middlemug. A birthday cocktail comprised of various backwash from the spit bucket during a California wine tasting on a winter evening.
by mattehue.ng December 23, 2023
Get the Oakland spritzmug. A city in the East San Francisco Bay Area. It has gorgeous weather, exceptionally high crime and can't seem to keep its sports teams. The Warriors left back to San Francisco after a 47 year run in Oakland. The Raiders, although forever associated with the bay area, got fed up with Oakland's shit and they left for Las Vegas, were the benefits were better. Raiders fans stay faithful to the team, while the Raiders themselves gained even more fans in Vegas. They built a nice stadium (the rideshare thing is dumb, because not everyone wants to take Uber or Lyft to a football game or music concert) right next to the strip. So, you get football (or a concert), gambling, casinos, restaurants, buffets and all other sorts of things. Oakland dropped the ball (pun intended). Their only team left is the Oakland A's, and even they are considering leaving for Las Vegas since Oakland can't or won't build a new stadium. The city is also rife with homelessness, since the cost of living in the San Francisco Bay area is disgustingly high. Under the over passes of Interstate 880, one can find entire homeless cities.
A city across the bay from San Francisco, that can't keep a firm grip on its professional sports teams and home ownership is damn near unobtainable, as gentrification is running rampant, Oakland is full of the good, the bad and the ugly.
by GG Allin August 19, 2021
Get the Oaklandmug.