orgasmic remorse

when you have the best sex ever with someone you do not care for or ABOUT, and your guilty conscience makes you physically ill, it's called orgasmic remorse. it's the new "food poisoning" excuse.

Donnie took a personal day, he has orgasmic remorse.

by hilda50 October 31, 2013

Unmanly orgasm wail

The sound a male makes upon seeing a wasp (just before climaxing) during sexual intercourse.

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on for the first time. Just as I was about to climax, I spotted my greatest fear, a big wasp, only a few inches away from me. I shuddered and made a very unmanly orgasm wail. She now refuses to have sex because she says I "turned her off forever". FML

by Orgasm Whale December 8, 2011

orgasm

The highest point of sex/sexual intercourse where...
woman:
The woman/girl’s eyes roll back in their head, also called eye rolling orgasm.
The woman/girl’s legs start shaking
The woman/girl’s vagina starts beating like someone’s heart very fast.
Or the woman/girl starts moaning various times in different pitches and ways to say or scream something.

man:
He thrusts his dick fast and hard on a girl’s pussy
Or he cums

Or to compare something very good to an orgasm.

1. Jack gave me an orgasm last night while we fucked, I moaned so loud and so many times. My eyes also rolled back in my head, it gave me a headache but it felt amazing!
2. Jill made me orgasm last night, broooo. I cummed all over her wet pussy. She loved it!
3. The ice cream I had tasted so good, as good as an orgasm. But I don’t think it was ice cream.

by peachyykleen December 27, 2019

forced orgasm

A forced orgasm is consensual BDSM or kinky sexual play whereby a person consents to be forced to orgasm despite their attempts to delay or not to orgasm.

I wanna be tied up and have a forced orgasm while blindfolded.

by 8813 December 28, 2019

No Orgasm October

Basically the Female version of No Nut November

“Ha jakes going to fail NNN!”

“Shut up you already lost No Orgasm October!”

by Lilson herain November 5, 2019

Organic alarm clock

The act of farting in the presence of someone sleeping, causing them to wake.

Chris organic alarm clocked me this morning. I woke up feeling fresher than I ever had before

by phil436 February 22, 2009

academic orgasm

The surreal two or three seconds that follow the completion of a high school paper, science project, etc.

Sensation varies between a rush of euphoria to an actual, rarer, exploding orgasm.

I finally printed out my seventeen-page essay, but the lack of ink interrupted my academic orgasm. So, I got academic blue-balls.

by antaikronik February 11, 2009