The Oral Roberts

When you are getting a blowjob from a girl, and right before you cum you pull out and cover her face, then finish by throwing an open bible in her face and telling her to REPENT!

My girlfriend was bugging me to wake up early sunday and go to church, but I convinced her to just take "The Oral Roberts" instead.

by the Dildozer July 31, 2013

Oral Robberts

The infamous "I need to raise millions of dollars within a few weeks or God will smite me" Bible-thumpin' chiseler who **robbed** his congregation and followers blind.

I hear that a lot of preachers are now shamelessly using "fire 'n' brimstone" sermons filled with threats of "hell and damnation" in an attempt to pressure/blackmail their parishioners into making donations to their churches --- sounds like a lot of Oral Robberts copycats to me!

by QuacksO July 25, 2018

No Oral October

No Simp September, No Nut November blah blah blah, nobody cares
be prepared for a real challenge, No Oral October B)

Yo Hows No Oral October going?
Yoooo its going poggers not like I'd get oral any other month B)

by fpxos September 13, 2020

oral diaper

an oral diaper is a personal hygiene item.

It's main purpose is to catch the shit as it falls from ones face hole, To avoid said word vomit from hitting the floor or your $400 dollar outfit and also protects the user and the people the user is talking shit too from contracting verbal gastro.

It's become painfully obvious that migzys should ALLWAYS be legally required to wear one

My god boy! Put a oral diaper on, I just mopped

by NU77A November 07, 2017

oral fart

to burp after having enough meal, to belch ........

last night i threw a party and all my friends binged on the tasty foods followed by foul smelling oral farts....... oh God it was really ridiculous

by January 31, 2010

Oral James

The creator of oral sex, or at least made it famous in 1918.

"I think they should make a documentary on oral james."

by Mario Gannarelli March 13, 2010

oral diarrhea

gross way of referring to vomit.
Not to beconfused with verbal diarrrhea, which is overtalking

Dawn: Now this a party, amiright?
Don: Yeah, once I finish offloading this oral diarrhea, I'll be good for another round of gas station sushi, washed down with homemade beer!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 26, 2019