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oompaloompa 

n. alcoholic chocoholic undersized whore; works in sweatshops disguised as candy factories, but is paid with a substantial quantity of chocolate nummy-nummies; any sort of portly person that is underpaid in their occupation and insists on bursting into songs while demeaning those around them
chocolate chocoholic dwarf midget whore candy
Shut up, you stupid oompaloompa, and get back to work!!
oompaloompa by ur lil shuichi June 23, 2008
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oomp your loomps 

To throw up in your dad's car, often a result of drinking too much at a bondfire.
Man Boris, you better not oomp your loomps on my new seats!
oomp your loomps by Oompster April 22, 2007

oompaloompaint 

(v.) A variant of the traditional shaming where the victim is completely painted purple.

*100 bonus points if you can find some white overalls
I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that I guess my friends are all sick of drawing sharpie penises all over my face when I pass out. The bad news is I woke up oompaloompainted.
oompaloompaint by bennthewolfe January 25, 2008

.oompaloompa5 

.oompaloompa5 a cool person and I love them so much<3
"have you seen .oompaloompa5 ?"
"yes! they are amazing and very cool and I love them!<33"
.oompaloompa5 by chlosoot September 1, 2021

.oompaloompa5 

AN AMAZING PERSON WHO DESERVES THE WHOLE WORLD AND I LOVE THEM <3
"hey have you seen .oompaloompa5 ??"
"YES! AND THEY DESERVE THE WORLD! <3"
.oompaloompa5 by chlosoot September 1, 2021

.oompaloompa5 

they deserve the world and they are so very cool <3 I love them<333
" have you seen .oompaloompa5 ? "
"Yes! and they are so cool and I love them<333"
.oompaloompa5 by chlosoot September 1, 2021

oompaloompaness 

the set of characteristics that pertain to being like an oompa loompa; generally short, quirky, and orange, i.e. from a bad spray tan
Gosh, her and her oompaloompaness. its like, I could squeeze her, and het orange juice.