napscar

Due to the changes by NASCAR management, the sport has become boring. At Daytona and Talladega, they follow each other around in a big line, and the other races are damn near as boring. All the cars are the same, and about five or six drivers are typically winning, and no more Earnhardt Sr. wrecking lesser drivers, and consequently, NASCAR has become NAPSCAR, as it is sleep inducing or "nap" inducing. This term is attributed to Lane Leipold of Lakeville, Minnesota. Formerly, he was a huge Earnhardt fan, but since his death, and the advent of the cookie cutter race cars and Busch brothers, he has lost interest .

I haven't been sleeping well lately, so I think I'll watch NAPSCAR}, and finally get some shut-eye.

This caffeine has me all wound up. I better watch the NAPSCAR race so I can sleep.
Hey Lane, who won the NAPSCAR} race? I don't know, I fell asleep.

by Salty 40 May 12, 2018

napster

Unless you're a nerd or don't have a life, you probably don't care that much that you have to use another file sharing program now.

Oh well, Napster is gone, I have better things in life to worry about.

by metallica is cool July 9, 2003

Napster

Some crap ass site that demands money for songs nobody remembers. God knows it sucks itself in inappropriate places. Also see shit and piece of crap.

Napster sucks it's FUCKING DICK, MAN!!!!

by TheAntiNapster November 21, 2003

napsterbating

masterbating while taking a nap.... mostly for girls and their dildo's

hey suzie what did you do all afternoon....Well i was napsterbating for a while then i woke up

by jackamoe June 14, 2010

Nyaps

Whats the 'NewHaps' basically a made up word

'Aye brooooo whats the Nyaps'

by SimpsonCharacter August 29, 2019

Jheri Naps

A person that has nappy hair and gets a jheri curl thus his nappy hair become a Jehri nap (Say it in a southen accent)

Poor black man: I want a jheri curl
White man:You can get a Jheri curl you already have nappy ass hair
Rich white man: black man GTFO and go get them jheri naps

by Jam3sxc September 9, 2009

napster

called music sharing by college kids who dont think they should have to pay for anything. aka stealing

ya napster is stealing you douche bags

by supafly rabbi January 22, 2004