Numptide

Someone who, though normally very intelligent, has done something stupid or clumsy

Pronounced nump-tide

Fred drops his phone
"Fred you absolute numptide"

by bifs101 October 28, 2016

Numpty Head

A silly person

He's a pure numpty head !

by buzzzwords January 20, 2021

Numptious

Something so good and sooooo amazing that you just gotta nom nom nommmmm

Man that salad berry was numptious to the MAX!

by Tupac Reborn September 16, 2021

numpsy tump

A hillock, small heap, switch-back hill, old slag heap or industrial working.
A phrase which seems to have originated in the north of England and Scotland. Probably derived from tump, a barrow or Neolothic burial ground and numpsy meaning 'low life'
Generally, used in the plural, numpsy tumps.

Plenty of numpsy tumps where I go mountain biking.
The wretched moles have been busy again. Numpsy tumps everywhere.
I love the Scottish lochs and numpsy tumps.
Motoring at its best: the numpsy tumps of the Yorkshire wolds.

by Henley December 30, 2008

numphigo

when you shart on your friends bedspread and then dont tell them about it.

man dont tell timmy, but i numphigo'd on his airplane sheets.

aw dude. hes gonna be pissed!

by mybuttreaks August 15, 2011

numaterio

A numaterio is someone who does not like being made fun of, and gets severely butthurt if you do.

I just made fun of him,
But he is being such a numaterio about it.

by Pinq March 18, 2015

numtan

Who love the money and have a fertilizer

She look like a celeb but she tried to deep dream.

Numtan ,P''NT

by SiriYF March 14, 2017