A phrase used to describe somebody who is so attractive they cause a driver to take their eye's off of the road long enough to make them nearly crash.
Driver - "Shit (swerves car) that was a close one"
Passenger - " WTF man"
Driver - "Sorry mate but did you see her, she was Crash Worthy"
Passenger - " WTF man"
Driver - "Sorry mate but did you see her, she was Crash Worthy"
by AndyBuc February 26, 2011
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*Fit teacher walks in with some juicy Chest Cheeks
Student 1: Damn boy, those tits are wank worthy.
Student 2: They going in the spank bank for tonight!
Student 1: Damn boy, those tits are wank worthy.
Student 2: They going in the spank bank for tonight!
by Certified_Swxsh May 24, 2022
Get the Wank Worthy mug.When something is so cringey that you think that hanging (necking) yourself is the only solution to relieve yourself of this pain.
Bertram: Did you see this Pokemon Go themed Harambe tribute music video?
Rupert: I did, truely neck worthy, smh.
Rupert: I did, truely neck worthy, smh.
by Illutundran Conundrum September 3, 2016
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Get the Pipe Worthy mug.An adjective used to describe something that is enjoyable, and soft to the touch, to jerk off with.
It is also often used to describe the softness of a fabric, especially t shirts and boxer shorts.
When used to describe the softness of a fabric, it is generally, but not always, implied that jerking off with it would be enjoyable and/or soft to the touch.
It is also often used to describe the softness of a fabric, especially t shirts and boxer shorts.
When used to describe the softness of a fabric, it is generally, but not always, implied that jerking off with it would be enjoyable and/or soft to the touch.
Example 1:
Teacher: Are any of you students going to buy the school spirit wear t shit?
All male/hermaphrodite students: It depends if they are jo worthy.
Example 2:
Mother: Why is this soft t shirt covered in so many stains?
Boy: Because it’s jo worthy! I’m not going to use sand paper to beat off! Come on now!
Teacher: Are any of you students going to buy the school spirit wear t shit?
All male/hermaphrodite students: It depends if they are jo worthy.
Example 2:
Mother: Why is this soft t shirt covered in so many stains?
Boy: Because it’s jo worthy! I’m not going to use sand paper to beat off! Come on now!
by The Milk Man Jr. November 15, 2010
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Get the jenny worthy mug.1) A situation where there is no surveillance, and therefore, no one to see you TP that stupid memorial or whatnot.
2) A person who is really annoying or stupid, and deserves a prank to be pulled on them, prank ranging from stealing their glasses to pushing them into a freezing pool with their shoelaces tied.
3) Something that tempts a mind onto wicked thoughts and actions, and something that deserves to be messed with.
2) A person who is really annoying or stupid, and deserves a prank to be pulled on them, prank ranging from stealing their glasses to pushing them into a freezing pool with their shoelaces tied.
3) Something that tempts a mind onto wicked thoughts and actions, and something that deserves to be messed with.
That sign was so prank-worthy, with all the right letters sitting there and absolutely no one around, I had to rearrange them to spell "hairy monkey balls"
Justin gets on my nerves all the time, so instead of just beating him up, I steal his iPod and dump ice cubes down his shirt. He's just that prank-worthy.
Don't leave that female manikin just lying around; it's just a little too prank-worthy.
Justin gets on my nerves all the time, so instead of just beating him up, I steal his iPod and dump ice cubes down his shirt. He's just that prank-worthy.
Don't leave that female manikin just lying around; it's just a little too prank-worthy.
by prankster _chica December 7, 2009
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