jenny worthy

Food that is so bad you wouldn’t feed it to your neighbor

That dinner was so bad it’s not Jenny Worthy!!!!

by Artie T April 6, 2019

Jo worthy

An adjective used to describe something that is enjoyable, and soft to the touch, to jerk off with.

It is also often used to describe the softness of a fabric, especially t shirts and boxer shorts.

When used to describe the softness of a fabric, it is generally, but not always, implied that jerking off with it would be enjoyable and/or soft to the touch.

Example 1:

Teacher: Are any of you students going to buy the school spirit wear t shit?
All male/hermaphrodite students: It depends if they are jo worthy.

Example 2:

Mother: Why is this soft t shirt covered in so many stains?
Boy: Because it’s jo worthy! I’m not going to use sand paper to beat off! Come on now!

by The Milk Man Jr. November 15, 2010

Wank Worthy

When you draw experiences from real life that could be used to beat your meat. E.g. Some nice Chest Cheeks, or the homie's booty.

*Fit teacher walks in with some juicy Chest Cheeks
Student 1: Damn boy, those tits are wank worthy.

Student 2: They going in the spank bank for tonight!

by Certified_Swxsh May 24, 2022

Neck Worthy

When something is so cringey that you think that hanging (necking) yourself is the only solution to relieve yourself of this pain.

Bertram: Did you see this Pokemon Go themed Harambe tribute music video?
Rupert: I did, truely neck worthy, smh.

by Illutundran Conundrum September 3, 2016

Pipe Worthy

Being good enough for one to have sex with.

Susie: What do you think of Bobby?

Allie: Oh, Bobby? He's okay...not pipe worthy though.

by pipe_worthy8989 April 19, 2011

Ington Worthy

A nickname often given to people called Phoebe. It can also be used to make words sound cooler, by adding 'ington' and 'worthy' to the end of the word.

It is an extension for ordinary words.

Cakington Cakeworthy
She's such an ington Worthy

Go ington, to the worthy, it's ington Worthy!

by Jessixredd March 10, 2013

Spoodge Worthy

To be "spoodge worthy" is to meet the standards (individually, based on personal preferences) to which an ejaculation could, and most likely would, take place.

Your mom is hot and definitely spoodge worthy.

by MissMisunderstoodKansas September 4, 2015