not a troll

said person that this series of words applies to is not the one to make a joke at that certain time and thus is very serious.

dumbass1: "dude, how do you think plastic would react to melting a steel screw?" dumbass2: "you wont get a reply, this is a troll post" the person that posted the post: "I'm not a troll!"

by @joey12345678765_on_reddit January 13, 2023

not a bad kid

A good pup that does what they're told

Stephen Edwards is not a bad kid

by DGarcia12 March 13, 2023

Not a lady

A stupid excuse to make tomboys, girls who even mildly act or look like tomboys, trans masculines, feel bad about themselves.

Bitch - "Your not a lady!!"
Innocent kid - ...Yes, because I'm trans... mom.

by anonymous May 3, 2023

Not a sport

Used by one or all of the following
Nba fans
Soccer fans
Fatherless

Virgins
Cut from JV Basketball team as a Senior
Sister got shagged by lax bro
Mom got shagged by lax bro
Anime dweebs with Anime PFP (also usually virgins or sister fuckers)

Not a sport, what sport is this, it a real sport

by LaxlaxlaxlaxStitutes June 18, 2023

Not a joke. On my word as a Biden

Mocking locution combining two of Joe Biden's favorite rhetorical expressions
Usually uttered immediately after the telling of an obvious falsehood

Back in the 90's I had sex one night with the entire cast of the "Seinfeld" show. Including Kramer
Not a joke. On my word as a Biden

by thurb June 28, 2023

Not A Hoovy

A title given to a person who gives a large amount of blowjobs. The antonym to Billy Jones.

"Woah, that guy is a complete Not A Hoovy. Look! He just brought another guy in the alleyway! Ugh!"

by TheOneWhoTitles September 23, 2023

Not A Way

Something you exclaim when something is improbable but still happens, alternatively, you can say it anytime.

Example 1:

joe: my dad just died of stage 5 terminal cancer
dan: not a way

Example 2:

matt: SOMEONE JU7ST FUCKING KIDNAPPED MY DOG
matti: not a way... not a krakalakin

by cyb lib January 27, 2024