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Nostril Projection

The act of blowing something out of your nose so hard, your soul leaves your body through your nose along with boogers, snot, blood or anything else that comes out at a high-velocity. Things that come out of your nose at a high-velocity are also known themselves as nostril projections.
"Dude, I just went from snot rocket to a full-on nostril projection! Wait, is that my body down there on the ground? And why did my booger break the window?"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023
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Calfs Nostril

A particularly wet and drippy ladies front bottom , usually bereft of pubes, that is in a state of expectant imminent receipt of a tumescent male seeding tube .

A fanny like a calf’s nostril
See that sister of hers over there , well her muff was like a calfs nostril for me last weekend so I pumped her full of man fat
by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023
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nostril sauce

I was all plugged up so I farmer blew my nostril sauce into the air like a pond fountain.
by Joshy McSholley January 10, 2024
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NOSTRIL PARTY

YOU NEED TO FLARE YOUR NOSTRILS OK OR ELSE YOUR FACIAL EXPRESSIONS ARENT AT THE HIGH PERFORMENCE RATE THEY COULD BE!
nostril party- "Can you just flare your nostrils please, if you don't we cant be friends"
by bublimbitsgw August 14, 2017
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Zom nostril

An area or hole inside your nose that is literally rotting from your cocaine abuse. Usually the cartilage inside deteriorating
Friend 1: how is your nose from all the snow?

Friend 2: its kinda bad theres now a hole in my nose the hurts and it looks infected.
Friend 1: ew its a fucking zom nostril!
by Scooterboy4lifeahhwhhh June 13, 2018
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InFlAtEd NoStRiLs

when your weird potato friend ends up to go around and inflate her nostrils like balloons.
me: suh

friend: *inflated nostrils*
by P0HTAHT0H January 29, 2019
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Nostril fucking

When your mates on his stag do and a coco pops breakfast bar is inserted into his wet nostril leaving him feeling violated yet climatic
Hes Has been nostril fucking his nose
by Mrhallowseve May 28, 2018
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