Nona

A girl who watches wrestling, creams over tough guys, and listens to rap metal. Usually a Nona is a girl all the bad guys want.

Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring.

by FirstClassRejekt August 27, 2017

nonad

Jocular slang term for a eunuch, or in layman's terms, a man with no nads(testicles).

Lucas: "Shit dogg, my ex has been going around school telling everyone the terrible truth about me"
Matt: "What truth?"
Lucas: "That I'm a nonad and that I was born that way." *sigh*
Matt: "Man, you better put the cap on the kitchen cleaner before that bitch kills your P.I. and makes you the school's laughing stock!"





Mark H. Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.

by Mark H May 24, 2005

Netflix and Nona

A variation of the infamous "Netflix and Chill."
Netflix and Nona is when put on a really good movie or show and are so entranced by it that you don't even think about getting frisky.

Yeah man, I went over to her house hoping to get some, but it turned out she just wanted to Netflix and Nona. That prude.

by Betty Lou Freebush November 25, 2015

noobaloid

One who runs in circles, but lacks the 1337ness or simple ability to add zeros to their descriptors.

John: WHEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKIN' WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *barf*
Jack: You fuckin' noobaloid.

by Niggadicks October 9, 2006

noonage

Drinking at noon

YO ITS LIT LETS NOONAGE

by Nicoleisnoonaging April 7, 2017

noobalobes

Noobalobes - A group of highly leet super noobz. A threen man team. An unstopable force. Founded by "Skillznoob", "Shamamnoob", and "guynoob". Noobalobes are also associated with the clan "KOH".

"noobalobes for lyf3!"
"Skillz, shamam, and guy are a bunch of nooblobes"
"Give into the force of the noobalobes"

by Skillz714 November 10, 2008

Noobacker

Any person who succesfully hacks a website, but after a security upgrade, can no longer do so.

That Noobacker on our site was really annoying. The admin got a new security system and he's gone now.

by Mitchell Tanny D October 3, 2008