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noury nostrils

When a man or woman wants a man to ejaculate into their nostrils. Usually right before climax as a surprise.
She was giving me head and right when I was about to blow she stuffed it into her nose and gave me the noury nostrils!
by TheNightMan94HJY July 6, 2019
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Nostril Bree

Snot, phlegm, boogers, that thick substance you can't get rid of no matter how many times you blow your nose when you've got a respiratory infection. Akin to lung cheese, except in your nose.
"I wish I could smell that fine meal you're making, but my head is full of nostril bree."
by Huda358 May 21, 2009
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Nostril Knockout

When you unexpectedly walk into a bathroom that someone has just destroyed with a massive dookie bomb. The initial shock of the pungent odor filling your nose makes you stand stiff as your eyes roll back in your head. If you've ever experienced these symptoms, you were the victim of a Nostril Knockout....and it sucks to be you.

*Note* Old, overweight truckers who eat cloves of garlic whole, are the undisputed kings of the porcelain. It'd take years of training (and junk food) to dethrone them.
*Guy* Dude, I opened the bathroom door and the "Iron" Mike Tyson of poop hit me with a nasty left hook...is my nose bleeding?

*Other Guy* You were out for a good 10 seconds, so I called the fight due to Nostril Knockout.
by KingofBattleshits March 5, 2011
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Dragon Nostrils

When a person's nostril holes are higher than their septum.
Beavis has got some major dragon nostrils
by Xzelick December 18, 2008
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Frosting the Nostril

Ejaculating into ones nostril filling it to compasity!
Ted- "Sorry i'm busy Frosting the Nostril."
by Ginja66 April 2, 2011
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Nostril-damus

A person making a very specific prediction - that something you do (such as telling a joke or performing physical comedy) will make your friend(s) spew beverage from their nostrils from laughing.
Friend: Lifts a beer bottle to his mouth.
You: Rip One.
Friend: Becomes a beer fountain, from the nose.
You: "I knew that would happen. Call me Nostril-damus."
by The Ceps February 4, 2010
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nostrilphoto

a website that allows one to access myspace, youtube, or hotmail from a computer that originally blocks those sites
I accessed myspace at school via nostrilphoto.com
by munster Mexican May 27, 2008
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