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Noun

A noun is a noun
Your mom is a noun, Why?
Because she's an object, subject and an idea ;)
by 10,11 Buff Cat Dilf June 18, 2022
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noun

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literate (noun)

How *well* you know a language, could be in terms of grammar, spelling, vocabulary, or punctuation.
Guy1: "1800s Americans were more literate (noun) than today's Americans."
Guy2: "Is that really true?"
Guy1: "Yeah, you can look it up pretty easily."
by slightly dirty handle February 29, 2024
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Voixt (noun) Voixting (verb)

The act of using your phone’s microphone to text someone.
Voixt (noun) Voixting (verb) Honey will you stop by the store and get some duck food? When you mean dog food. #Voixt #Voixting
by KimmieBrooke April 11, 2021
mugGet the Voixt (noun) Voixting (verb)mug.

Noun

An Israeli boy, that have a big but, but a little brain.
Noun, did you eat all the pastas again!?
by dario the boss November 26, 2021
mugGet the Nounmug.

Unprofessional nouns

Made up nonsense words that .00003% of the population use to refer to themselves so that they can feel special and be offended when someone assumes that they have the genitalia that is physically situated between their legs.
Examples of unprofessional nouns include but are not limited XIM/XER/THEY/ER/EM/PER/VE/VER/XE/XEM/ZE/ZER/HIR and any other bullshit words that attention seeking individuals might attempt to compel the general population to soil otherwise grammatically sound speech.
by Fred Sampson January 15, 2024
mugGet the Unprofessional nounsmug.
Rapidly-spreading behavioural disorder marked by inflated sense of self-importance & unwavering belief in deserving special treatment. Condition typically manifests in relentless demands to "see the manager" over trivial issues, an incessant need to complain, & a firm conviction that personal opinions are universal truths; & results in disruptions to social & professional environments, creating tension & stifling cooperation.

The afflicted ("Karens") possess a supernatural ability to detect non-existent customer service violations & are known to demand refunds for items they didn’t purchase. They travel in packs, known as a "Squabble of Karens," often seen in malls, coffee shops, or anywhere with Wi-Fi to fuel their social media rants.

Advanced cases extend beyond stores, leading to workplace disruptions, social isolation, & even public confrontations over perceived slights.

Societal impact includes creating division, hindering progress, & promoting a culture of discord. Online, their self-righteous activism clogs social media with misinformation & cancel-culture campaigns; while in communities, they spearhead NIMBY movements, opposing anything that doesn't align with their narrow worldview.

Professionally, they're notorious for stalling team projects & demanding recognition without merit, ultimately isolating themselves as they wonder why their brilliance isn’t rewarded.

Treatment: A heavy dose of humility, empathy, & exposure to diverse perspectives.
Her Entitlementa Karenitis (noun) /ɛnˈtaɪtəlmɛnʃəˈkærənˌaɪtɪs/) flared up again when the barista spelled her name wrong on the coffee cup, and she insisted on speaking to the manager to demand a free drink.
by SnarkVader August 14, 2024
mugGet the Entitlementa Karenitis (noun) /ɛnˈtaɪtəlmɛnʃəˈkærənˌaɪtɪs/)mug.

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