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nolan

best guy ever. Has 6 dogs and lives in a rural area with lots of guns. is married but does not have children.... yet.
OH hey its nolan
by 30.06 March 16, 2019
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Nolan Middle School

a broke school that has so many emo and country kids. Everyone at this school needs a therapist ASAP. The teachers are shit and they all look like they’re on crack. This school needs help!!!! Oh, and we can’t talk about the disgusting ass bathrooms here. The kids go there to vape and we are too poor to afford the damages that the high ass kids make
This kid goes to Nolan Middle School? He must be a drug addict!
Yeah, I can pay for everyone’s therapy.
by Nolan middle sucks February 16, 2022
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Nolan’s alarm clock

the act of shoving a alarm clock up a baseball players anus, and when the alarm clock goes off, it will snooze.
The tournament hotel was crazy, i saw the cobras making the freshman do the Nolan’s alarm clock
by ya boy the average kid August 7, 2022
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jerry nolan

Very, very good drummer. Drummed for the New York Dolls (replaced Billy Murcia) and Johnny Thunders and the Heartbreakers among others. Very gorgeous and adorable. Born on the 7th of May 1946 and died on the 14th of January 1992, of bacterial Meningitis. R.I.P.
Person 1: Oh man, Jerry Nolan is just the grooviest.

Person 2: Groovy? More like PURE ROCK N ROLL.
by bambie brown July 30, 2008
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Jack Nolan

Jack Nolan makes all the pussy wet (including Darwa's). Jack is the best guy you will ever meet and you are lucky if he accepts you as a friend.
Kiana: Hey Rider! Have you seen Jack Nolan lately?
Rider: Idk where he is, he might be out having sex with our mothers.
Kiana: Awwwwwwwww
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Nomad Capitalist

Someone who follows global trends and moves his/her money, business, and/or person to the country or countries where they are treated best. They don't stay in a country that overtaxes them or deprives them of freedom just because its "patriotic". Someone who seeks out the best opportunities anywhere and takes advantage, never becoming complacent.
Bob's family moved from Zimbabwe to the United States, only to find out the government is taking away their economic freedoms. So they moved to Singapore and opened a bank account in Switzerland. They're Nomad Capitalists.
by Nomad Capitalist March 22, 2013
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Nolan

He is really cute, smart, funny, athletic, weird, and talented. Often loves baseball. He would do anything he could imagine for the people he loves. He is very thoughtful and generous. If he wants something, he will go for it.
¨Did you see that Nolan guy who just walked by... He is really cute!!¨
by unicornlover_00 March 31, 2017
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