Cum, usually in trace amounts, that has dried into flakes resembling those of dandruff, except perhaps a little yellower and definitely smellier.
I had a hard time wiping my jizz out of my pubes and chest hair, and 15 minutes later I noticed I was covered in cum flakes.
by agwellin January 11, 2009
Get the cum flakemug. When a female is laying in a bed after being aroused and getting all juicy, and there isn't much humidity in the air, and that mucous-juice dries and begins to flake off her reproductive/excretory area.
Woah, Kristy. You're just brushing that shit off onto my bed? Like I want to sleep on your pussy flakes? You never get to complain about me doing anything gross ever again.
by Jer0EM August 3, 2008
Get the pussy flakesmug. a cereal consumed by women that turns them in to major, major beotches by the afternoon. an extremely dangerous concoction.
by Roble Rocks October 13, 2002
Get the bitch flakesmug. Created from unclean, unhygienic paractices. Found on heavily used dildos primarily under the head, under the simulated veins and other porous cracks and crevices. When left unwashed after use, the user's vaginal or anal discharge hardens and dries to a flakey consistency. It may reconstitute into liquid again upon reuse of the device. Just wash your sex toys to avoid this nastiness.
I looked in my Mom's nightstand and was totally grossed out by the Dil Flakes on her big black dildo.
by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017
Get the Dil Flakesmug. The name given to the crazy dance performed by Rammstein keyboardist "Flake" during Weisses Fleisch. Consists of almost out of control movements that somewhat resemble a person caught on a giant frying pan. Nonetheless its hilarious to watch.
by D.E March 18, 2004
Get the Flake-Dancemug. by BootyEaterPapaFrank May 8, 2020
Get the booty flakemug. When you have a stoner friend who flakes out on you to go get stoned by themselves or with other stoners.
by philia summer February 18, 2012
Get the Flake and Bakemug.