Angry Tomato

When you fully cut a hole through a tomato the circumferance of your penis, Heat it up for 1.5 minutes. And Fuck it !

An Angry Tomato!

by Choo Choo Chugga August 28, 2010

creole tomato

An elite gay sex position often preformed by the homeless people of the New Orleans area. With lube being scarcely available to the destitute, the readily available tomatoes of the surrounding suburbs provide a practical alternative that provides pleasure - and a meal - for two.

"Man, did you see those homeless dudes over there?"
"Yeah they were totally doing a creole tomato!"

by Notmyrealnameyo September 21, 2013

tomato tits

Titties that are bright red from being slapped.

I'm going to watch Giligan's Island after I'm done giving this bitch some tomato tits.

by ELO Soldier September 2, 2004

sweet tomatoes

delicious restaurant that has the best salad, soup, and pasta and a kickass ice cream machine

Person 1: Man I'm hungry.
Person 2: Hey let's go to sweet tomatoes.
Person 1: Okay!

by nokami February 20, 2009

Tomato Town

A place where 10 people were tragically killed.

Some kid: 10 kills on the board right now. Just wipe out Tomato Town.

by Bruhpeepthisone March 13, 2021

Tomato Splat

During intercouse (While she's menstruating), you collect all the period blood from your penis and proceed to throw it on her face.

When I tomato splat Rebecca, she low-key loved it.

by TaterMasterbater July 13, 2016

Blue Tomato

blue tomato (n):

1. A pointless phrase consisting of an adjective and a verb, synthesized with the intention of making satire of the other words on Urban Dictionary
2. A meaningless phrase dedicated for null use and general stupidity

David asked Jerry to give him a blue tomato. Jerry was confused.

by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016