Nit Fungus

Poker has a curious property where making a less profitable decision reduces the profits of everyone else. For example, a table full of nits that only limp premium hands and fold the rest - how do you make money there? Well, you can’t draw blood from a stone. And the counterstrategy is to raise an even tighter range, thereby becoming a nit yourself. It spreads like a fungus.

Excuse me, dealer: can you wipe the table? There’s some nit fungus growing here.

by Nitfungus May 17, 2023

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nit-wit

a Canadian term for a stupid, silly person

person a) stop being such a nit-wit
person b) what's a nit-wit?
person a) a twit in British English
person b) oh okay

by Sexydimma February 10, 2015

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Rig Nit

Some one who is very annoying who you want to murder

"Why sister is a Rig Nit

by gunguything April 16, 2022

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Nit

Scouse slang meaning someone annoying

"shut up you little nit"
Used in the same way bellend or twat would be used.

by Chicel February 13, 2020

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Cheez-nit

A swear word, that when said loudly in public increases your chances of dieing in gang related "accidents" by 150-600%. Not to be said around large groups of dark skinned people.

"What was that?"
"Those damn skin-diseased aliens are taken our corn again!"
"F*cking cheez-nitters!" *Gets shot*

"Oh cheez-nit!"

by Fear in a nutshell August 20, 2008

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