nine nine

Nothing is perfect! Its not possible. There is always a fault or something that can be improved. "Nine Nine" means as close as it gets to perfect. AKA 99%.

"Do you know Andy? That kid is nine nine!"

I had a real nine nine day today at work.

by Jamie Westwood July 29, 2004

nine in the afternoon

The panic at the disco song with a hidden meaning.
"feeling unique"... your eyes are the size of the moon.. feeling so good just the way that we do when its nine in the afternoon.... just a few lyrics from the song as describing being high, which they were while writing this song.
we know this because pete wentz stated "when they were writing the song they called me.. its was like 4 in the morning but i was laughing because they were all retarded... and the reason wasn't exactly legal."

man we had alot of fun at nine in the afternoon

by hanna p-slizzle May 18, 2008

nine toed woman.

a woman with only 9 toes. 5 on one foot and 4 on the other.

Walter: Fucking dipshit with a nine toed woman.

by Mr. Kay November 15, 2006

Nine-Eleven

to totally demolish sumthin

"i just nine-eleved your ass"

by the dark angel January 10, 2005

nine-way

Quite possibly the most sex anybody can have with a woman at once and keep it satisfying for everyone. This little-known sexual "position" consists of eight guys (or alternatively, shemales or maybe hermaphrodites) and one girl/woman (or hermaphrodite)for a total of nine people. The penises are allocated as follows: one in her mouth, one in her vagina, one in her rectum, one for each of her hands (making two), one for each of her feet (making two as well), and finally, one between her breasts. Needless to say, this requires some careful manoevering among the men in order to prevent knees and elbows from accidentally ending up in people's faces, and to avoid a general bruising up of all involved. The actual positioning of the people doesn't matter so much; as long as all of the above mentioned holes/surfaces are filled, it is an nine-way. This is one way to have an "instant orgy".

"Sooo...what were you up to this past weekend, dude?"

"On Saturday, I was busy with a nine-way."

"No way, dude?!?! How did you swing that?"

"Well, we were all sitting around recovering from the gnarly party last night, and we started talking about sex, and pretty soon we were all really horny. We were talking about nine-ways, so we just decided to try it."

"DUUUUUDE! Next time that happens, you better invite me, man; we could have had a ten-way!"

"I don't know; that chick was pretty much full, man; you could have tried for an armpit or something, I guess."

by A card in the wind January 1, 2006

nine-volter

A girl so fit that you'd go down on her first thing on a one-nighter regardless of her having a shower or not or how many piss-stops she's had during the night while out clubbing/on the lash. Derived from the same burning reaction you get from placing a nine volt battery on your tongue as what you get from going down on an unwashed beaver.

Look at her over there, is she a nine-volter or what?

(other possible uses are upping the voltage to say a 24volter if she's way up there, or likening her to a car battery)

by savageYfronts October 22, 2006

Nine Hole Mambo

A sexual act in which a man and a woman engage in oral, vaginal and anal sex in sequence and then repeat the sequence twice.

That girl I brought home from the bar last night was a total freak. We did the nine hole mambo, all three holes three times, then I finished on her face.

by ska_zombie June 28, 2011