nightmarerh

the funniest runescape player on earth ever seen. his every death in pvp usually costs smashing his own computers and tvs. when he wins he holds his dick of joy.

nightmarerh dies in pvp with claws: suddenly he comes back to his room.
-it's not my fault god damn it it's fucking jerry springer, jerry springer has fucked me again! no more god damn fucking jerry springer(smashes tv using hammer). holy fuck, shitballs

by disneyblood September 21, 2011

mexican nightmare

synonym for mexico.

I dont wanna go to mexico no more more more.
Theres a big fat policeman at the door door door.
He grabbed me by the collar.
He made me pay a dollar.
I dont wanna go to mexico no more more more.

--excerpt from young mexican girls' pattie cake song displaying their hate for the mexican nightmare

by itzblay July 20, 2008

nightwine drunk

when you get so drunk you pee yourself (multiple times) and do the rick flair dance.

dude did you see matt at devils punchbowl chasing badgers? he was nightwine drunk

by rich mesenger July 20, 2006

nightcage

a dream world you can't - or don't want to - escape from. like a dark fantasy involving one or more members of the opposite sex.

the whole cheerleading team was in my nightcage last night. it was AWESOME.

yo, i had a dream about you last night. you were in my nightcage and i was lovin every minute.

by Luniz 4 Eva July 1, 2007

Indian Nightmare

Having dreams about being evicted from your home.

I woke up this morning worried I'd be homeless, but then realized it was just an Indian Nightmare

by KP831 December 25, 2011

Peanut nightmare

A sex move involving a salad a blow dryer and a female dog. It is where you blow the salad up your anus whilst the dog eats it

Did you hear about gaving getting a peanut nightmare

by Jake The Jew Forster January 24, 2015

Living Nightmare

When someone can't sleep and is alone in their bedroom having thoughts of mixed horror film situations, and whenever trying to think of something happy; those thoughts are followed by horror movie situations where happy goes scary.

Robert woke up, took one look at his dark, shadowy room and imagining demons, and killers, unable to have happy thoughts. He was having a living nightmare.

by Anna=) November 6, 2009