Next Weekend

When someone says next weekend, it means the weekend coming up, unless the weekend has already started.
For example; if it were Tuesday January 10th, next weekend would refer to weekend coming up. As opposed to the weekend after next which refers to the weekend after this weekend.
by OliKazam January 25, 2012
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next dayed

The feeling you have after a heavy night the day before
I am feeling a bit next dayed
by Rafah Kid July 31, 2003
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text next

When you're in the unfortunate position of having a prepaid phone low on minutes, and a friend of yours sends you a text message that you don't delete to remind you to text him/her back when you get more minutes.
"My friend Josh sent me a text."
"Yeah? What did he say?"
"I dunno. Had to pull a text next."
by DJ Vesper the Mad Beat Machine September 03, 2009
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Next Gen

Star Trek: The Next Generation. Also known as ST:TNG or TNG.
Next Gen is on the Sci-Fi channel.
by mr_bastard March 23, 2005
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next mj

1. A myth
2. Something that is impossible
3. Michael Jordan will not be surpassed. Put him in the NBA we have now. With the touch fouls in effect, MJ would score 60+ a game.
Nobody is the next Michael Jordan (next MJ). Not Kobe, not T-Mac, not AI, nobody.
by MJ23 July 13, 2006
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Next time

Probably never. Used to postpone or delay something that someone didn’t and wouldn’t feel like doing.
Kid: can I go play in the playground near McDonald’s?
Kid's parent: it’s getting dark outside, we'll come next time.

(They never went to that specific McDonald’s ever again)
by ComeToBrazil85 August 29, 2022
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the next button

The ¨next¨button is a button that takes you to a horrible place.

When clicked, you are taken from the front page of definitions and into... other... definitions...

On the next page less funny definition of a word is hidden, and don't you even get me started on the third page and fourth and... the horrors!
dude #1: haha that was funny should we see more?

dude #2: no... never... you hear me? don't press that next button...

the next button the movie
by hi, you single or naw? September 14, 2017
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