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United States Navel Academy

The small school of about 450-475 students directly across the street from the United States Naval Academy. Also known as St. John's College. Student body is composed of the most brilliant individuals in the world. They must first learn Greek before they can study geometry as they read directly from Euclid. Known as Johnnies, they are rarely seen outside their cloistered campus in Annapolis as they spend most of theirextracurricular time contemplating their belly-buttons. Though not generally known for their physical prowess, Johnnies eschew all intercollegiate sports except croquet. Annually they either cross the street to the Naval Academy or permit the Midshipmen to enter their isolated campus; and then routinely crush them in a humiliating spectre that few can watch on a full stomach. It is on this one day yearly, that they release their pent-up primal energy in a blood-orgy of croquet domination. Then they return to their world, close their gates, never to be heard or seen again until the next year.
For those who desire a classical liberal arts course of study, but who do not desire to serve in the military, I suggest the United States Navel Academy at Annapolis, MD.
by Marine Cannoneer December 27, 2011
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Nefeli

Nefeli is Dinos future wife. She is a bit of a weirdo, in a good way, but he loves her very very much for who she is. She has the biggest heart and some mental issues, but she’s working on it. Dinos, her boyfriend, is helping her sooo much to deal with them and Nefeli is incredible grateful for him, because he is just perfect. Also, she won’t hesitate to kill any girl trying to flirt with him…joking she wouldn’t do that, but she definitely can hurt her!

*for fun*
I hope to be Nefelis husband some day.
Everyone would want a friend like Nefeli.
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As he was Navel Raped, Bob felt all his naughty bits tingle with pleasure.
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N. - "Her pants stopped just below her navel."

V. - "We tried navel first time last night."
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After the septic system failed, I realized how nedelrigged the plumbing actually was.
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Nebelwerfer

1) WWII German 6 shot rocket launcher.

2) A rapid fire male orgasm that shoots streams of loads as it pulses.
1) Heinrich and Otto were excellent in knocking out tanks with their Nebelwerfer.

2) As she gave me felatio on my swollen member, I came in rapid rocket shots similar to a WWII Nebelwerfer.
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