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Net baby

1. Name given to those born post internet

2.young kids who use computers
net babies are learning computers starting in kindergarten.

aww look at little Kimmy shes such a net baby
by interwebz-on-the-pc-now January 19, 2011
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Ug Net

A friend you bring out to bars and club to take the ugs and the fatties so you can hit on their attractive friends. If done effectively should create a kind of net to capture the ugs.
1. Picking up chicks without an ug net is like doing your sister without a condom.
by Chudge Dredd November 15, 2009
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Sky-netted

A verb which connotes the action of becoming self aware. IE When a trend is accepted into popular culture, a person, or group of people suddenly realize that they are what everyone else says they are, or a television show begins making Meta jokes about themselves. Also refers to when a giant computer mind becomes operational and begins to turn on humanity.
The entire hipster community is on the verge of sky-netting... I guess that means I can finally wear my thick rimmed glasses again.

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Do you remember right before emo's sky-netted? I was beginning to worry that every band was going to be called emo.

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Oh s**t! My Mac just sky-netted! Run!
by TheCenterforUrbanLanguageAdv. November 14, 2010
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Net-talk

Net-talk is used to explain people being cheeky or loud over messages.
Low the net-talk
by Sonctheredhog June 22, 2018
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net slum

any website which seems poorly maintained and/or likely to contain malware; usually dedicated to illicit or questionably licit practices. Common characteristics include sparse and unattractive layout, frequent spelling errors, dead links, and extensive advertisement.
I had to visit a net slum to pirate that movie.
by NetKnight December 18, 2012
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net force

The sum of the vectors of all forces acting on a object.
the net force of the car that just crashed into my watermelon was over 9000 and exploded my ballsack.
by DICKFACE MAGEE March 1, 2017
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Net nudging

Pushing up against the net on the back of a front seat of a car.
"Can you move your seat, I'm net nudging here"
by ShlyampaDampa January 16, 2022
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