nearection

When the penis is not yet a boner but not limp. Gotten when making out with a girl (or guy) but not getting any farther.

After i finished making out with that girl i had to make sure no one would notice the nearection in my pants.

by mur216 March 6, 2004

Nearl

The local retarded wino guy.

Nearl: Is this Babar's House?

by XCrews August 25, 2009

the end is near

1. The world is about to end
2. If a fish ever says that to you, eat it

1. The end is near......
2. "The end is near" and gulp!

by Jiexi December 5, 2003

nearly

Close to or close by

That car nearly hit me

by jon toledo December 10, 2008

Nebard

To be a retard - act retarded or stupid - yes it is taken from a bus company - this company is located in wakefield and me and my friends (people may contest this) were prob the first people to start using the name nebard back in early 2000.

God you are such a fucking nebard sometimes

by lynsey casey September 16, 2006

neary

a god among men, and a highly attractive person

female 1: he is pretty attractive.
female 2: are you kidding he is neary

by maddawg77 April 26, 2011

as near as damn it

(adjective) British slang for "virtually exact" or "so close as to appear correct."

"I say old chum, when I gave her that bukake it hit her in the eye, or as near as damn it."

by biggs33 March 21, 2006