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Neopolitan Pie

Climaxing into the Anus after rough sex or infection. When the contents are extracted, the confirmation of a Neopolitan Pie would be the colours of Cream/Semen, Brown/Excrement, and Red/Blood
After climax into the Anus:

Girl: Argh my arse is killing me. I am going to push it out
Boy: Oh, it looks like I've given you a Neopolitan Pie
by Bigus Dickus Dilly Dilly November 27, 2019
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Napolian insertion

its where you have a hole in the front of your pants and the girl you are with has a hole in the back of her pants, as she sits down on your lap your junk goes straight up her ass!
The girl that was just sittin on my lap got a Napolian insertion.
by a wee little boy March 23, 2010
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Napulitan Kisses

A kiss that feels like a bite of the best pizza you’ve ever had.
Lia: sending Napulitan kisses
by Euphoriasgone November 7, 2020
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Neopolian icecream

When you fuck someone in the ass so hard they bleed and you give them a cream pie then eat them out after they shit
My boyfriend Thievishshark69 gave me a mad neopolian icecream last night
by Pateints April 4, 2021
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neopolitan

The neopolitan is a sexual act where a Male ejaculates in a females ass (chocolate) vagina (strawberry) and mouth (vanilla). -term made by Isaiah Barwicki 22 Feb 2019
I gave my girlfriend a hardy serving of neopolitan.
by Mangoandcream February 22, 2019
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Neopolitan

The act of licking a lady's gooch.

Inspired by the popular ice cream: the pink is the vagina, the white is the skin between the brown which is the arse.
"Lay down on your back and put your legs behind your head, it's neopolitan time!"
by The Irrumator September 10, 2019
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dirty neopolitan

A perverse sexual reference relating to a flavour of ice cream. One starts with a lady being on the rag and a kind soul continues to lay a chocolate log on her pussy. Once this is completed she is fucked until a vast helping of trouser yoghurt is unleashed inside her to complete the trio.
The finished result has all the colourful characteristics of delicious neopolitan ice cream; Fruity strawberry, delicious chocolate and creamy vanilla.
Yummy.
"Yeah, bruv. Yeah bruv. Yeah. Yeah, This bird last night had the decorators in yeah, and after a bit of scattin' and my own personal touch it was the full house mate. The dirty neopolitan. Sweet."
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