Uncle Nelson

Uncle Nelson is the act of rape on somebody from behind while the rapist has the victim in a full nelson. Usually constituted by two males in prison.

"Don't pull any fast moves on Big George, or he'll give you the Uncle Nelson."

by Dr. Trud May 5, 2010

big neats

A more covert way of saying "Nigger Beater." Typically a Maglite flashlight having at least 2 D-cell batteries.

Dude! Grab Big Neats, Nigga stole mah bike!!

by MohammedJihad January 9, 2009

Nealy

Awesome person who is totally true, and will always be there for her friends

That girl we met at the party was a total Nealy.

by Poptopcup April 11, 2009

Nelsey

Nick and Kelsey make Nelsey!!! The perfect couple when SOMEONE isn't a jerk to someone else...... :)

"OMG why didn't Nelsey last?!?"
"That's sad"

by LOL HA LOL HA March 19, 2013

Nelson Ave. Middle School

HELL

just go to Nelson Ave. Middle School

by National Day 2019 June 11, 2017

Neal.fun

The coolest website in the world that provides hours of fun, just like your mom.

-Hey how come you didn't come to grandma's funeral?
-I was busy playing Neal.fun

by Abridges528 May 19, 2022

[wet] nelson

wet nelson is very similar to a wet willy, but instead of putting the wet finger in the ear, you put it in the nose

I was giving wet willies to Jill all day, then I surprised her with a wet nelson.

by jerrdine January 21, 2009