nard

the nice way to say someone is retarded.

you’re such a nard!

by YourLocalGenius January 14, 2023

narde

A kind person that says lots of bad words but he's just playing around

He protects his friends and never gives up without putting a fight

Is that a Narde

by Nightime fluffy January 4, 2018

nard goblin

Tards who loves sucking balls (nards).

That bitch is such a nard goblin.

by Slygeekta December 30, 2015

Nard attack

A sudden and sometimes fatal occurrence of testicular thrombosis, typically resulting in the death of nard tissue. See nardiac arrest

I just got hit in the nards so hard I think I'm going to have a nard attack!

by Wafflebender May 19, 2015

Triple Nard

When one cums in a persons butt hole and then eats the poop and semen out of hole. After this, the person then transfers the fluid from their mouth into someone elses butthole, and then that person shits into a blender and puts vodka in it. Then blends it and puts it in shot glasses. Then takes shots with the liquid.

There are three people here do y’all wanna triple nard.

by Nard_dog4321 June 11, 2022

Nard Purse

n. (Formal) Variant of nutsack, ballbag etc. The scrotum

Hairless cats freak me out. It’s like, why is that nard purse looking at me?

by Tominator February 4, 2023

Snap a Nard

Lose your mind.

She 's gonna snap a nard if she sees him kissing that other girl.

by B1711 June 7, 2018