Napper Crapper

A very useful invention. An easy chair with a built-in toilet, color TV, phone and refrigerator (full of beer of course), designed to eliminate the need to move.

Wow, thanks to my new Napper Crapper 9000, I can watch the game, guzzle beer, and never have to go to the bathroom! That lever on the side flushes the toilet!

by Chad December 17, 2003

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napster head

The oversize appearance of one's head by wearing the most ridiculously over-sized headphones in a public setting. (i.e. Bus, Train, or other form of Public Transportation)

Person 1 : Is Bob wearing those giant skullcandy headphones again?

Person 2 : Sure is, they really dont match that Ipod Shuffle

Person 1 : I agree, he has major napster head

by djmeltdown July 9, 2009

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Nappleton

A bite-sized nap, often taken on lunch hours or before a night out. These are particularly restorative if enjoyed to combat a violent hangover.

Josh: "Dude, I'm so fucking exhausted after last night!"

Ben: "I saw you leaving the club with Jenny and Beth at like 4 o'clock."

Josh: "I got them home for an Alabama Double Dog, didn't get to sleep until 6!"

Ben: "Whoa, sounds like it's time for a cheeky Nappleton."

by J Montrachet April 9, 2011

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