the north carolina trio of the damned

idiots, transplants, and bubbas all living together as one

Guy 1: Hey I was thinkin about heading to Cape Carteret this weekend, what do you think?
Guy 2: Why in the name of ever-loving fuck would you go the the epicenter of the north carolina trio of the damned.

by jennitayla69 March 20, 2021

North Carolina Earthquake

The phenomenon of violent vibration and shaking inside of one's house due to the unstable load or poor feet adjustment of a washing machine or dryer.

Dude the windows in the house rattled so bad the glass fell out of the frames! It was a North Carolina Earthquake it was a 8.3 on the sphincter scale!!!

by Buzzard lips February 20, 2021

North Carolina

North Carolina is a state in America. It has mountains, beaches, and depending upon where you are, it snows during winter. I've heard that it is the superior Carolina, and I believe that, but as a North Carolinian myself, I'm extremely biased, so don't take my word for it.

North Carolina is located above South Carolina, to the right of Tennessee, and below Virginia. There are also many differences between North Carolina and South Carolina.

A: What's the weather like in North Carolina?
B: Right now, where I am, even though it's winter, it's too warm to sleep with blankets.
A: That sucks. You should move to Raleigh, it snows there every year, right?
B: Yes. Raleigh stole my town's snow supply, and I want revenge.

by Idiotic Carolinian December 31, 2021

North Carolina slippin slide from hell

Where you fuck a chick while shes on her period and slide your bloody hand her stomach

You know what carol being a bith ima give her the north Carolina slippin slide from hell

by Easy dude October 14, 2021

High point, North Carolina

AKA “Little” Chicago Or HiRaq. Known for its gun violence, gang activity & Furniture.

Oh you’re visiting High Point, North Carolina ... be safe!

by Automatedhussla February 12, 2020

North Carolina Baby Monitor

The act in which a man fists a woman in order to insert a Go-Pro inside of her vagina to monitor the “kids” while they have sex.

Miles is it okay if we do the North Carolina Baby Monitor just to be safe?

by Leapstone October 10, 2025

North Carolina dEcA

Do not be fooled. dEcA is not a high school club, it is a way of life. A cult. If you join dEcA, you might as well forget about life in itself. dEcA fools children into believing that it's a marketing club. That could not be more inaccurate. dEcA is the gateway to an obsessive and exclusive life that towers over regular mortals (people not in dEcA). Annually, the members of dEcA meet at the epiphany of cultism: ICDC-- the ultimate test of ones humanity. It is labeled as dEcA's, "international competition," but regular functioning humans can see through this bs. ICDC is the place where one goes, only return as a part of a communist group otherwise known as: dEcA. Although ICDC can cost up to $5000 for some states, the flashy locations of ICDC (such as Orlando) lure innocent children in. However, on rare occasions, you can find a dEcA state officer. These people vary, they are either people who do dEcA for the college app, or people who have conversations that are 88% made up of dEcA. You have been warned. Stay away. Share the truth.

Normal citizen: "Hey dude what's up!"
dEcA member: "I am in North Carolina Deca"
Normal citizen: "um..ok...How are you doing?"
dEcA member: "Was I not clear? I am in North Carolina Deca"

Normal citizen: "uhh... how are your classes?"
dEcA member: "Deca"
Normal citizen: "Wha-"
dEcA member: "DECA!"
Normal citizen: "Yo, you good?"
dEcA member: "DECA! DECA! DECA! DECA! I LOVE DECA! i LOVE DECA! i AM GOING TO ICDC! I AM NOT HUMAN, I AM DECA!!!"
Normal citizen: " I need to gtfo!"

by Baller oh March 20, 2019