neds

Slang for negative or nope.

"Are you going home after school?"
"Neds. I'm going to the BGC instead."

by Erin Martinez August 4, 2007

Ned

An arsehole who finds fun in beating up anyone, mainly nerds,geeks, goths, emos, moshers, and old people. Characterised by extreme stupidity and high-pitched voice.

Thought to stand for Non-Educcated Delinquant, they originated in Glosgow

These are the type of people you see hanging about street corners smoking dope and drinking vodka that go around stabbing each other and putting in on YouTube, giving Britain a bad name. The Scottish equivalent of Chav.

Neds go around smoking dope and drinking alchohol getting pissed and stabbing people they are somplete arseholes so lets destroy the ned.

by NedNChavHater32624 March 21, 2009

Neds

A slang term for 'no'.

Person #1: "Let's go smoke at the park"
Person #2: "Neds"

by Kilotray December 23, 2010

Nedding

'Fisting' a male friend, or in extreme cases relatives.

That dude just went nedding with his boyfriend, behind that truck over there.

by C ydonia ;) October 4, 2011

NED

Annoying, scrawny, know-it-alls, who always answeer a question (even when you are not asking them directly), and seem to have a vast knowledge of the most pointless, useless shit you could not even imagine exsisted

what a NED might say-"Well, the clothes pin was invented in........"

by smitty August 15, 2004

Ned Leeds

The CEO of Sex

Somebody: “Who owns sex?”

An intellectual: “Oh, you mean the CEO of Sex? That’s Ned Leeds, of course!”

by DiamondSpider101 January 8, 2022

crackhead ned

The one the only Crackhead Ned is a famous you guessed it crackhead hailing from Fort Wayne Indiana and he'll be coming to a hood near you stealing all your TVs and asking your kids for cigarettes

Fuck Crackhead Ned that bitch stole my TV

by Rfit DC kodd May 15, 2019