Newbury

A small town in the middle of nowhere where the government thinks is rich, but is really redneck.

Boy: What is there to do tonight?
Girl: Nothing..this is Newbury.

by Kellynn June 12, 2008

Newblet

A person below a newb.

Adam Sandler
Will Smith

Joe you are a Newblet at Halo.

by Yamash April 26, 2008

Newbie

Not to be confused by noob, a newbie is a newcomer to anything. Newbies can spell, but they lack in what's new to them. Noobs and newbies are kinda opposites, in a way. Plus, newbies are usually more respectful than noobs.

Newbie: Um, excuse me, TehPro...?

TehPro: Yes?

Newbie: Do you know how to move in this game?

TehPro: Yes, the W, A, S, D keys.

Newbie: Thank you.

TehPro: No problem.

by MisaTange July 5, 2009

Newberific

The term used when someone is or was being a complete newb.
Originated by a person who goes by the alias Newberific in many online games.

"OMFG your newberific"
"GG, you were newberific my friend"

by Newberific December 30, 2004

newbag

anyone who's BOTH new AND stupid.

jim: wow, he joined in 2013. newbag.

bob: is he stupid?

jim: not really

bob: he's not a newbag then

by #Dirt#Piper# October 11, 2013

Kentucky Fried Newborns

The restaurant that sells sperm** in a dead chicken that is fried for 1 hour in North Korea, and then sold to the food bank in Western Europe, where it is then shipped to South America, and seasoned to their liking, before being sent to America to fill everyone's stomachs with delicious food.

**PLEASE NOTE IF A GIRL EATS THIS SHE MIGHT GET PREGNANT

Guy 1: I love Kentucky fried newborns
Guy 2: wtf?

by brian33337 October 14, 2023

Newbus

Also known as Newbus Ox, Newbus is one of several Massive Champions (MC). Newbus and Lincolnshire, the two most massive champions, reside in the Minch, in northern Scotland. Their speed, mass, intelligence, fortitude, commitment, gumption, stamina, strength, talent, skill, and so forth are unmatched. They are capable of different levels of anger. A "level 1" will cause immediate death, while a "level 10" caused the extinction of the dinosaurs. They are older than recorded time. You will never be able to see these champions due to their massive size. Although it is often thought that the moon is the cause of Earth's tides, it is really Newbus and Lincolnshire, whose massive size creates a gravitaional pull causing the tides.

Newbus Ox is certainly a massive champion. Lincolnshire and Newbus are the two most massive of the Massive Champions MC

by Disciple April 13, 2004