munted

to be a thoroughly roasted jelly head;

to have a lack of control over basic physiognomical functions

:"It soon became apparent that Berts´ turbot impressions were chemically assisted and he was disqualified immediately for being completely munted."

by j December 2, 2003

Matted out

When you leave everyone at the party to go passout in your with your clothes still on and not realy saying anything. Aways after a night of drinking.

Looks like he matted out

by Deafy May 24, 2006

mutterfuhrer

A statement to be exclaimed when you want to say Mother Fucker, yet wish for an incorrect translation in the German language just to show how uncultured you are.

Correct translation: Mutter Fuhrer - Mother Leader.

*Something absolutely extraordinary occurs*

"mutterfuhrer !!!" (Mother fucker)

by Benxander February 22, 2008

munted

Severely damaged or disfunctional. More often applies to an object rather than a person. Basically means ruined. Application to intoxication depends upon who you talk to, to me it does not apply this way. NOT an offensive word.

"I spilled a coke on my laptop and it is fully munted"

by Groote Matt of West Island November 10, 2008

munted

A mess, off your tits, talking cod shit to strangers!

Who is this sweaty stranger hugging me and telling me he loves me he is munted!

by will January 28, 2004

Munted

a bit like cunted but not as offensive

I am as munted as an wet cardboard box

by arsebadger July 3, 2003

mutterfly

the pinacle of rock music (band)

jesus fuck, mutterfly are good

by tim November 1, 2003