Mushroom hammer

When a female grabs the shaft of an erect penis, then using her other hand makes a fist and a hammer motion, smashing the head of the penis.

So jake pissed a girl off again last night, and during what he believed was his victory blowjob for winning the argument he was brought to the fetal position with a brutal mushroom hammer.

by Francis the fantastic May 20, 2014

mushroom jousting

When two people mount onto fully erect men and have them charge at each other. Normally the first person to dismount, or if their ride softens is the looser.

Tom and Max were mushroom jousting on the beach.

by shaffinhime July 14, 2017

Mushroomsexual

A sexual attraction towards mushrooms.

Guy 1: “Oh that mushroom is so cute!”

Guy 2: “He’s mushroomsexual.”

by It’s a Dingus January 2, 2020

Mushroomslide

The act of baiting someone into sex then slapping them in the face with your penis

Person1: aw what the hell why did you slap me with your penis!?
Person2: *dabs* get the mushroomslide

by Juicywithsauce April 30, 2020

Atomic Mushroom

The act of slapping one's penis off of a victims forehead, leaving a bright red mark resembling that of an atomic mushroom cloud.

my girl wouldn't finish me, so I stamped her with an atomic mushroom

by tims1416 September 18, 2009

Muddy Mushroom

The act of shoving one's penis in someone's anus, then whipping the same penis across a person's face.

After I was done fucking her i shoved my dick in her asshole and gave her a muddy mushroom.

by muddy69 November 23, 2009

shiiiiTAKE (mushrooms)

You use the phrase, "shiiiiTAKE (mushrooms)" where you might otherwise use the word, "shit"; such as if there are young children around or if you're on forums (or, "fora" if you want to be a dick about it) where the words shit and shittake are forbidden or censored (yes, a forum that I'm on censors the word shittake!!!).

{in a room where a toddler is present}: Gosh I don't want to go; I feel like shiiiiTAKE (mushrooms) this morning.

by Telephony October 22, 2019