by magicm14 September 4, 2019
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When used, use terms analogous to parts of a male penis.
When used, use terms analogous to parts of a male penis.
Oh man, on the Dick Meter, that movie sucked all the way to the balls!!
That car crash sucked so bad! On the Dick Meter, it sucked full-shaft PLUS the balls!
That car crash sucked so bad! On the Dick Meter, it sucked full-shaft PLUS the balls!
by Charlie Gallagher January 8, 2008
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Spanish (Mainly Puerto Rican) for "Fuck me"
Litterally means "stick it in me" in other latin countries.
Litterally means "stick it in me" in other latin countries.
by chulita linda December 14, 2006
Get the meteme mug.A scale used to determine precisely how "gangster" an individual is during the day. Rates from 0-Infinity. Swag is made up of your overall confidence, style, and demeanor. Walk the walk, talk the talk.
Dayuumm, that Michael Martinez boy is all up on the swag-o-meter! Rockin' the Chuck Taylors and crewnecks. I wish I was like him.
by ZMPro December 13, 2010
Get the SWAG-O-METER mug.A high school that refuses to create a bass fishing team. Even though all the district 203 schools have bass fishing teams and it is an IHSA sport.
Phil: Hey did you hear that bass fishing is an IHSA sport?
Dave: Yeah, 199 schools in the state have a team!
Phil: Why doesn't Metea Valley High School have a team?
Dave: Because Metea is fucking gay!
Phil: Hell yeah! Metea is gay as fuck!
Dave: Yeah, 199 schools in the state have a team!
Phil: Why doesn't Metea Valley High School have a team?
Dave: Because Metea is fucking gay!
Phil: Hell yeah! Metea is gay as fuck!
by bassmaster6969696969 January 27, 2013
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Get the meteorologist mug.Word often used to describe an humilliating death, created in Super Smash Bros Melee ''Bonus Vs Melee''
a.k.a. Meteor Smash
1. when someone is trying to recover from a KO and is killed in a downward direction with an A+down air smash in SSB, SSBM & SSBB
2. when it dies humiliatingly
a. suicide or self-destruction (even if its voluntary)
b. when it starts shouting after losing a match
c. when the match end in less than 10 sec (even if it retires)
d. when it lose because of the stage or a distraction (u ve to laugh if that happen)
e. if it dies when someone jumps over the player (only SSBB)
f. another epic fail
a.k.a. Meteor Smash
1. when someone is trying to recover from a KO and is killed in a downward direction with an A+down air smash in SSB, SSBM & SSBB
2. when it dies humiliatingly
a. suicide or self-destruction (even if its voluntary)
b. when it starts shouting after losing a match
c. when the match end in less than 10 sec (even if it retires)
d. when it lose because of the stage or a distraction (u ve to laugh if that happen)
e. if it dies when someone jumps over the player (only SSBB)
f. another epic fail
1.
Guy 1: haha, u cant beat me!! *pushed to the precipice* What the...?? no, dont please!! *touched by the top of Marth's Falchion*
''Shaz!!''
TV Screen: GAME
All in the room: What a Meteor!!!
2.
Normal Guy: hey the match started!!!
Noob: W8!! I forgot to change the color of my character
*L+R+A+Start*
Normal Guy: Whaaat?? Meteor!!
Guy waiting for a joystick: Give me the damn joystick!!
Guy 1: haha, u cant beat me!! *pushed to the precipice* What the...?? no, dont please!! *touched by the top of Marth's Falchion*
''Shaz!!''
TV Screen: GAME
All in the room: What a Meteor!!!
2.
Normal Guy: hey the match started!!!
Noob: W8!! I forgot to change the color of my character
*L+R+A+Start*
Normal Guy: Whaaat?? Meteor!!
Guy waiting for a joystick: Give me the damn joystick!!
by SandRox July 6, 2010
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