rough mound

When a female has an abundance of genital warts present.

Mike was unlucky last night and hooked up with a girl who had a “rough mound”.

by Pierceduppinky September 30, 2022

California Almond Mound

Where a guy lays in a bathtub and thirteen or fourteen bitches (ugly or hot) shit on him till he’s swimming in the human shit waste.
After they have completed the task of filling the bathtub up with runny and chunky shit the man has to eat as much as he can to fill his stomach up. After that he then gags himself over the top of the toilet where new water comes in and flush the toilet then throws up the shit in the toilet. The toilet will then fill the toilet up with liquified shit and he has drink it all like a dog. If he is lucky he will get a couple of chuncks in it

I came back to my house and smelled what I thought was a California almond mound in my bathroom

by Big White Man July 3, 2021

Burial mound

Multiple people shiting in a toilet without Flushing creating a huge mound of crap and toilet paper

The hotel never fixed our toilet so we left them a nice burial mound to deal with

by Swoly mammoth December 9, 2018

Mounding

The act of defecating on the floor and proceeding to have intercourse with said pile.

"How's the mounding pile coming along?"
"Laid the last log and mounded it last night."

by MoundMaster August 11, 2024

ethiopian mound roller

To build a hill where lions can't reach starving children

Billy: what is he doing?

Marvin: he's an Ethiopian mound roller. He saves the children.

by Thefryinhawaiin September 10, 2021

pound-mound

Male geniltals in tight clothes.

Masculine counterpart to "camel-toe".

"Hey Brittany, check out Karl's pound-mound!"
or
"Watch out Brittany! You almost squished my pound-mound!"

by Socsglen September 26, 2018

mound stretcher

A particularly long, thick, and hard penis commonly found on gentlemen north of Hadrian's wall.

Tell me Mrs. McTavish, you said that your new born son weighed 25 lbs at birth yet three weeks later, he now weighs only 15 lbs. what happened? "Oh, we had his mound stretcher circumsized your majesty".

by Baffersty March 7, 2018