Flower Mound

When your dog takes a steamy poop on your best friend’s chest

“Omg, Dottie just laid a Flower Mound on my chest.”

by crazyOD February 24, 2024

Mounding

The act of defecating on the floor and proceeding to have intercourse with said pile.

"How's the mounding pile coming along?"
"Laid the last log and mounded it last night."

by MoundMaster August 12, 2024

Bears no Mounds

A contemporary idiom describing the speaker's limitless attitude towards a certain topic

My level of hatred for you bears no mounds!

by RivalingRhinos888 January 07, 2023

Mound Boy

A old Irish/English term relating to the “the fighting Irish” or to the men who fought in world war 1. Meaning the fought next to the mound or became the mound.

“Oh that old man is a mound boy.”
“All these men here, were mound men.”

by A Zodark September 21, 2021

serpent mound

Vagina - usually a wife or long term girlfriend

Sorry, I didn't see your text message. I was balls deep in serpent mound.

by FredHandle November 08, 2023

rough mound

When a female has an abundance of genital warts present.

Mike was unlucky last night and hooked up with a girl who had a “rough mound”.

by Pierceduppinky September 30, 2022

tapping the mound

a man lightly pressing on the mons pubis

The Statehouse aide was tapping the mound on his housewife.

by Coop Dupe June 09, 2018