moistener

A co-worker who sucks up to the boss or other authority figures non-stop. He might as well be gargling the boss's balls, keeping them nice and moist. He's the moistener. MOISTener.

Did you see the moistener talking to the boss and laughing at his lame jokes?

by HeavySaucer February 1, 2013

molten asshole

Where you take the massive, most painful shit, that is at least the temperature of the sun.

Even after you finish shitting it still feels like your ass turned into a volcano.

*Jake*: Dude did you ever get molten asshole?
*Andy*: Yeah dude that shit burns

*Jake*: I try to get toilet bowl water in there to cool it down
*Andy*: lolwut

by AndyJSwag March 20, 2014

Mostestearly

An extension of the word more or most.

"I love you."

"I love you more."
"I love you mostestearly."

by Ferriskissywheel December 17, 2016

Mosterestestest

To like/love someone or something so much that you can't use the word "most" to describe it; more than most.

Girl: I love you.
Guy: I love you more.
Girl: I love you most.
Guy: BET! I love you mosterestestest!
Girl: shit you win.

by kidulring August 14, 2017

Moistenising

(PrenouncedMois-ten-i-zing). An adjective that describes a noun that makes things very moist. yeah. I like moist. It, even more, moisterising with accent marks. mòïšt. Møìšt îś vårÿ môïštęńīśįñg tô śâÿ.

I have a vary moistenising keyboard. Please, come to my basement, its very moistenising. Officer͡° ͜ʖ ͡°, these are my children, they are vary moistenising. î ñęvér brökê óūt ãf ā moistenising cèłł, stôlę å çömpùtër ãńd púbłīšhėd mÿ wørd ín Ūrbâñ Dïçtīœńārÿ.

by not-a-cult-leader January 31, 2018

Mostest

a word that is stronger than "most"

you are the mostest kind person ever

by Mostest is a word now July 16, 2019

Mostest

Mostest, when someone calls mostest there is nothing that can beat Mostest so if they say tie they can not tie the person who called it wins. Only one person can call it the first to call it wins NO MATTER what.

Boy: love you
Girl: i love you mostest
Boy: no i do

After sometime....
Boy: lets call it a tie
Girl: there are no ties
Boy: dang it!

by RightOn1234 August 13, 2019