White Mosquito

A slang term for the homosexual act of ejaculating in a man's rectum, then inserting a straw into the rectum to suck out the semen.

Harry likes to White Mosquito with this dad. (SICK FUCK)

by jon NAy boi June 27, 2006

dick mosquito

A dick mosquito is a person who is always sucking dick and does anything to get the D.

Jack: Yo man you know that girl Tiffany.
Matt: Yea bro shes such a dick mosquito. Shes always sucking random dick.

by Wofnek July 1, 2014

mosquito-fucker

An insult implying the person being insulted has a penis small enough to allow intercourse with a mosquito. Often preceded by the adjective "needle-dicked."

Listen, you needle-dicked mosquito-fucker, get out of my face before I stomp you into the pavement.

by Grouchy Alaskan January 11, 2009

mosquito bites

mosquito bites is another phrase meaning no boobs at all

omg that girll alice has no boobs she has mosquito bites

by loulouxxx June 22, 2009

mosquito tweeter

a penis. more like a small penis

you know your funkier than a mosquito tweeter.

by unanimous person May 14, 2008

mosquito wallpaper

The pattern of squashed dead mosquitos on your bedroom walls attained through killing them with a folded newspaper on a hot summer night.

Oh, boy, i hardly got any sleep last night. I was painting the mosquito wallpaper till 3 am. Damn things were all over the place.

by xrayspex1978 July 27, 2010

Angry mosquito

While the male is on top of a woman (in doggy or missionary style) he then proceeds to poke her vaginal area with toothpicks leaving small red dots along the vaginal opening.

I became single after giving my girl the “angry mosquito”. treatment last night

by Tha-SpanishJoker April 17, 2018