Mort

A mort is someone that is unhygienic, a slut, a crack whore, everything bad all put into one,

A mort dosent care how she looks, how she dresses, who she hangs with & who she hangs out of!

The word mort is exactly like the word gronk! But mort is what you call females and gronk is for males!,

Its the worst thing to be called if your a female!

Guy1

Did she just scat the stem of your pipe?
Guy 2

Yea she’s a fucking Mort!!

Oi whos that scatt mort!

Oi bruv she’s the biggest fucking mort around!

by Inkdup Aussie March 13, 2024

mort._vr

Mort VR is a tiktoker who just recently made up his account, he doesn't really post that much, but when he does, it's kinda funny. You should definitely give him a follow

Look, it's mort._vr I should follow him

by Mort._vr April 16, 2022

Mort

A sexy critter AKA as Ollie who obeys his master King Julien at all times and loves a good glizzy guzzling.

Mort turns around and gets dropped by Sheman

by ShemanTheGerman May 10, 2022

Mort

Is a term used for someone incredibly dumb who lacks life skills. They have a constant look of idiocy on their face and they may also look punchable since you spend most of your time trying to get them to understand you!

If you like repeating yourself speak to a mort. If you like loosing brain cells speak to a mort.

I had asked luca to bring the washing in so it didn’t get wet but instead he watered it with the hose and explained it needed a further rinse.. luca is such a mort, doesn’t do anything right.

by Anna wise January 29, 2022

Mort

A bowl of finger nail clippings

Mort get out of da way

by I know allll October 5, 2021

Mort

The definition of a Mort is a person who is a complete and utter idiot , Stupid , Dumb.

A bloke I know Peter is a deadset Mort cause he always fucks up.

by Bigfellaatlarge May 30, 2020

Mort

Probably the ugliest name/dude in the history of this world. This kid gets absolutely no play at all especially after his ex girlfriend dumped his lazy and pathetic ass. If ur name is mort u go out every weekend trying to get box and fail tremendously. U definitely also pee ur pants after a rough night.

Guy 1: you know mort?
Guy 2: ya he’s a pussy

by Not Matt mort February 24, 2025