Mort

The Gayest guy you will ever meet, but acts like he's not. No matter what happens it probably is his fault. Probably only knows soccer and chess. He Only wears Crocs. He obese

Dude 1: who is the guy in the corner watching gay midget porn
Dude 2: that's a Mort
Dude 1: I'm out here

by Big ball muncher October 31, 2023

Mort

A Jewish baby

You're a mort

by Dylanpcmc October 6, 2016

mort

to get your cock sucked while you're shitting, and she's shitting on the floor too.

Dayum girl you look real good at morting, let's head home to the porcelain throne and you can show me your skills

by MrMort6969 January 30, 2025

Mort

Is a term used for someone incredibly dumb who lacks life skills. They have a constant look of idiocy on their face and they may also look punchable since you spend most of your time trying to get them to understand you!

If you like repeating yourself speak to a mort. If you like loosing brain cells speak to a mort.

I had asked luca to bring the washing in so it didn’t get wet but instead he watered it with the hose and explained it needed a further rinse.. luca is such a mort, doesn’t do anything right.

by Anna wise January 29, 2022

mort

a fine ass instagram groupchat

-Hey, check what I sent on mort.
-Yo bro this shit is bussin!

by mortlover18 January 6, 2022

Mort

A word someone would randomly say in a chat as to confuse someone

Me: Mort
My friend: what?

by Yeetus mcpeetus December 1, 2019

Morting

absolutely slurpin on them dogs (aka toes), preferably with light, tropical music playing

Morting, verb
My uncle asked to mort me, this was his third offense.

by dinglebaka123 March 12, 2023