the box like thing full of pixels it has a bright little glow chances are youre looking at one right now.
by Briam September 1, 2003
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The process in which a woman will start sucking a man's dick (Blow job or Oral Sex) while having some form of mint or breath freshener in her mouth. Then as the process continues the minty tingle will either arouse or burn. Regardless of what you walk away from it with will always be well worth it!
"Dude last night she gave me the longest Mint Mojito ever, I mean the mint desolved before I came!"
"Oh man I got so drunk last night, and some chick started giving me a Mint Mojito man did that burn like hell! Oh but was it worth it!"
"Oh man I got so drunk last night, and some chick started giving me a Mint Mojito man did that burn like hell! Oh but was it worth it!"
by VaizardStevan November 29, 2009
Get the Mint Mojito mug.Rare skin condition that affects one in seven geeks born before 1982* caused by unreliable CRT monitors exploding inexplicably in one's face. The resulting scabs often form in a regular pattern resembling scales, hence the moniker, Lizard.
Monitor Lizards were generally regarded with fear and awe by the geek and hacking communities until the mid-nineties when it became fashionable to sport a 'monitor print' by deliberately exploding a monitor on a person's head.
After the loss of its influence as a status symbol, the Monitor Lizard gradually faded from the annals of history and time past.
(*Information accurate as of June 1990. Although some dismiss the Monitor Lizard phenomenon as an urban legend, 72% of all seven year olds surveyed attested to the story's validity.)
Monitor Lizards were generally regarded with fear and awe by the geek and hacking communities until the mid-nineties when it became fashionable to sport a 'monitor print' by deliberately exploding a monitor on a person's head.
After the loss of its influence as a status symbol, the Monitor Lizard gradually faded from the annals of history and time past.
(*Information accurate as of June 1990. Although some dismiss the Monitor Lizard phenomenon as an urban legend, 72% of all seven year olds surveyed attested to the story's validity.)
"Y0 f00. Did you see that h4r|)c0r3 m0f0? H3 b 1337."
"Fo shizzle mah nizzle. That was a gangsta monitor lizard fo' real."
"Fo shizzle mah nizzle. That was a gangsta monitor lizard fo' real."
by Jimi Phoenix April 22, 2005
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Get the moith mug.One of those humans that sits in a room simultaneously monitoring multiple monitors arranged in a large panorama around the viewing chair, displaying a range of input sources such as the news, sports, cable tv shows, video games, porn, security cameras, etc.
For those that prefer to not disconnect from one channel to surf to the next on a single screen, but "parallel process" all of it by flitting attention back and forth between a dozen screens, information overload to the point of total saturation.
Especially popular with media/news reporting and intelligence/security ppl.
Some do it for a career, some do it for entertainment, some need to be completely distracted from reality.
For those that prefer to not disconnect from one channel to surf to the next on a single screen, but "parallel process" all of it by flitting attention back and forth between a dozen screens, information overload to the point of total saturation.
Especially popular with media/news reporting and intelligence/security ppl.
Some do it for a career, some do it for entertainment, some need to be completely distracted from reality.
We never see him outside in the day anymore, he won't answer his phone, his place reeks and is full of pizza boxes... he's turned into a monitor lizard.
by jona fin April 27, 2009
Get the monitor lizard mug.synonymous to monitor, but changed to reflect the monitoring styles of ones mother, to keep an eye on; keep under surveillance.
Cari, wasn't able to sneak out for the party. Her parents momitor her to closely.
You can't say bomb in an airport, the government is momitoring us.
You can't say bomb in an airport, the government is momitoring us.
by 5putn1k September 15, 2006
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