moof

a combination of the words mood and oof. Describes when one's mood is that expressed by the word "oof"

Having school today with this much snow really put me in a moof.

by merper00 January 5, 2018

MOOBER

A genius, particularly regarding financial matters, stock trading, and banking coin.

Are you following that MOOBER on that blog? He's a stock trading genius!

by Schadenfreuder January 21, 2009

Moof

Moof is an all-purpose word. It could literally be any part of speech. It is sometimes also another term for a party/shuttle bus. This term is often used by colorectal surgeons and people who work with them.

Why is everything so moofy right now?

We're just waiting for the moof.
I moof you.

by MoofRCS January 25, 2019

moofing

Someone who's working but is Mobile and Out of OFfice is said to be Moofing. Typically to get a more done more effiently.

I'll be MOOFING tomorrow, but you can get me on my mobile.

by wingsurfer December 28, 2007

mooie

a term used for your face !

got to wash my mooie.
Let me clean that crap off your mooie.
You got a dirty mooie.

by Val Gratton January 4, 2008

mooey mao

To place an ice cube into a vagina. This term is derived from the Spanish "muy mal," meaning very bad. However, while experiencing a mooey mao, actually exclaiming said phrase is made more difficult by the now icy vagina.

Oh Pablo! I love this mooey mao!

by anonymousmuchacha May 15, 2009

moffer

(noun) a younger woman or girl who is attracted to older men (at least fifteen years older)

"wow, obama is so hott!" -14 yr old lucy
"gosh lucy, you're such a freaking moffer!" -cindy
"and proud of it!" -lucy

by dangyoushottgrandpa November 1, 2009